Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
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loloalltheway 23
More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.
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Comments (142)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Don't pay her any mind, OP; I've been mistaken for a boy twice and yet I look NOTHING like one. Some people are just extra stupid, and she appears to be one of those people. FYL.
Dracoboxer357 35
11- I'd have a hard time believing someone would mistake you for a man.....if I hadn't learned years ago to Never underestimate the power of Stupid. ;)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Oh yes, people can be -quite- stupid... the first incident happened when I almost fell asleep in class; "sir, wake up please." Dunno how my professor mistook me for a boy when I was sitting right there in front of her, but oh well. Funny enough, the second incident happened yesterday, though it was over Facebook. Still though, I had my hair in long braids in the front, and I don't see how they would mistake me for a boy... if they were smart. The whole time they kept insisting I was stupid, too. LOL
plaguer 26
My hair is a few inches shy of my waist, and even with boobs I've been mistaken for a boy. Some people.
buddy51 23
Maybe she was a militant same sex couple advocate? Or a nut job? I think nut job!! Ignore her, OP, and go on with your life grateful you're not her!!!
mangoboy1 19
Oh how I love homophobes
trinda36 6
What would it matter if you were a boy?
killerkiss92 8
Cheer up, maybe she thought your boyfriend was a girl. Lol.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Doesn't "f*ggot" mean a male homosexual?
Ameel_fml 19
I don't think homophobes really care, tbh. They'd call any gay person a "******" if they thought it would hurt them.
Enslaved 36
"Well somebody told me You had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year It's not confidential I've got potential"
perdix 29
Hmm, I was thinking: "Dunh-nunh, dunh-nunh, lady looks like a dude." Hmmm, something seems . . . amiss?
vocaloidtiger 12
I've actually always wondered what the hell The Killers were trying to make sense of in that song... Maybe we've finally found it. :D
LennyComa 39
Biggot's are ruining America
DanielleinDC 33
Or even bigots. I might have said something like, number one, I'm a woman. Number two, it's bigots like you who are ruining America, so go back to your hole and crawl in there.
perdix 29
You should have snapped back, "No, we're not. Obesity and our declining education system are!"
ThatPlankton 15
Guess it's time to shave that moustache OP
Ameel_fml 19
It's sad that our society considers the love between two people (who happen to be the same gender) a "perversion", something that "ruins" countries, and something to be ridiculed and insulted... yet being a bigoted hurtful asshole is deemed perfectly okay and even "normal" amongst certain groups. The world needs more love (straight, gay, whatever)... and a lot less assholes.
Needafarm 22
It's bitches like that that stir up the desire to start protesting same sex love and rights.
kawaiisakura 12
The song "why can't we be friends" pops in my head. I just don't understand how people can be so judgmental
Xquisite1 28
I think people are entitled to their own opinions, thoughts, and beliefs. However, they shouldn't be forced upon others or broadcasted in a hurtful or harrassing manner. Not everone who doesn't agree with gay relationships is an asshole. At the end of the day it's all about respecting others. You can have your own personal beliefs and views without badgering others, however if you are asked about them THEN you can feel free to be honest and stand behind what you believe in.