LGBTQi and Love: Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman... - FML

By Too manly - 20/03/2013 04:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 05:00

Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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By twinkygaymer - 27/06/2020 02:02

Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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loloalltheway 23

Wednesday 20 March 2013 12:06

More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.

BlowinChronic 18

Wednesday 20 March 2013 12:09

Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.

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Faeryl_fml 6

Wednesday 20 March 2013 17:00

My response would have been to show her ID to prove I was a girl, then tell her its judgmental assholes that can't mind their own business like her who are ruining not just America but the whole world.

Darkasnight1717 8

Wednesday 20 March 2013 17:33

Ugh I absolutely hate homophobics!!!

noelasis94 18

Wednesday 20 March 2013 18:17

Must have been your boyishly good looks.

ni0ve 9

Wednesday 20 March 2013 18:23

fml is that u find it an fml n not for those who truly live that life

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 20 March 2013 19:41

I will never understand people who go out of their way to be assholes. -.-

yaoifreak 8

Wednesday 20 March 2013 20:17

ugh she's a judgmental tart!!!!! sorry op........

Thr33to16 8

Wednesday 20 March 2013 20:32

Could've ended that with a simple titty-flash.

anmolm97 12

Wednesday 20 March 2013 20:35

username win!!

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 20 March 2013 21:49

Time to find some makeup and nicer clothes, then!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 20 March 2013 21:53

It's people like her that ruin America and put a bad taste in other's mouth's.

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