Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
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loloalltheway 23
More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.
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Comments (142)
Faeryl_fml 6
My response would have been to show her ID to prove I was a girl, then tell her its judgmental assholes that can't mind their own business like her who are ruining not just America but the whole world.
Darkasnight1717 8
Ugh I absolutely hate homophobics!!!
noelasis94 18
Must have been your boyishly good looks.
ni0ve 9
fml is that u find it an fml n not for those who truly live that life
skyeyez9 24
I will never understand people who go out of their way to be assholes. -.-
yaoifreak 8
ugh she's a judgmental tart!!!!! sorry op........
Thr33to16 8
Could've ended that with a simple titty-flash.
anmolm97 12
username win!!
iwadasn 32
Time to find some makeup and nicer clothes, then!
Obey_StudBoii 23
It's people like her that ruin America and put a bad taste in other's mouth's.