Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
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loloalltheway 23
More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.
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Comments (142)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
oh I know the type. Calling 2 people in love a perversion and an outrage because of them having the same gender, but then applauding the slaughter of people with different religion. Talk about hypocrisy...
skyeyez9 24
I had an english professor who said he hopes one day "sex between a loving man and consenting boy" will become legal (he had a thing for 8-12yr old males). He was a member of Nambla and had nambla stickers in his classroom. He honestly had no idea why people were disgusted with him in his class. I also have a gay couple living 5 doors down from me. They are really nice and their kids well behaved and taken care of. There are assholes gay and straight in this world.
twaumat 28
but how do you know she meant homosexual by 'fags'? maybe she meant something else?
Raluxa 21
Hahahaha this guy ^
dilley86 4
Ah yes, the antics of the gays are ruining America by...oh, no one has given a good reason why...
Raluxa 21
Personally, I think she deserves to fall down and break a hip.
ryanator008 23
By saying that you are being no better than her.
journeytotheend 16
You should've flashed her
jregier89 7
Did you punch the stupid bigot in the face!?
Tiger9099 11
Don't worry she was probably just jealous. There all all kinds of people in the world.
Epikouros 31
Maybe the crazy lady knows your boyfriend better than you do :)
spikekutter 9
i had that happen to me once except we were both girls.. and i was about ready to scream were not faggots were lesbians..
onorexveritas 23
I hope you turned and told her that its bitches like her that get killed first in jail
iwadasn 32
That seems like a bit of an overreaction.
skyeyez9 24
Actually, its Snitches get killed first in jail.