Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, while finishing shopping with my kids, my female best friend and I were accosted by a street preacher. He screamed that we were an abomination, having biracial children was a sin against nature, and that we were ruining America. Not only we are not gay, he made my kids cry. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
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loloalltheway 23
More like- people like her are ruining America and the rest of the world.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah and it is certainly a joy to have angry old hags like her walking around criticizing everything she witnesses.
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Comments (142)
FightMyLiger 19
Was is "America" she said? Cause in my head it was 'MERICA!
ViviMage 39
I'm androgynous too. Don't feel too bad.
rawr_ily96 24
Seriously, if God hated homosexuals, they wouldn't exist. -_-
Silver_89 9
You know logic doesn't work with people like that . . . It's infuriating.
honestjane 22
That type of (reprehensible) behavior is learned. You don't see toddlers hating on anyone for their sexual orientation. I know a gay couple that have been together longer than my (straight) marriage lasted. People like that need to keep their nasty attitudes in the closet.
Faeryl_fml 6
If the only things allowed to exist are the things god loves then why are there pedophiles and serial killers and psycho dictators? There is nothing wrong with being gay and being proud of it, but saying that something is ok because god would stop it if it wasn't is pretty messed up.
superfly9234 3
shouldv show her ur **** and proved it. then she. wouldv shut up
ManInTheMachine 19
Is your keyboard broken, or are you incapable of typing whole words? Actually, based on your logic, you're probably just an idiot.
odds_ends39 5
Although I'm against homosexuality I think that was so rude and so unnecessary! and (excuse me for this) she's a complete bitch! just ignore what she said, it seems to be the best way to deal with these kinds of people :) wish you best of luck with your relationship OP.
DanielleinDC 33
How can you be "against homosexuality", #40? That's like being against, oh, I don't know, gravity. It's a fact of life that some people are primarily or solely attracted to people of the same sex. And many nonhuman animals engage in homosexual behavior, so it's certainly not "unnatural". What two consenting adults do in private should be nobody's concern but theirs.
SAspring 17
Keep your head up, Brienne of Tarth.
Zen_Mei 17
How rude!
cieloalicia 16
Really? Where I'm from, hating gays/lesbians is almost unheard of. I just don't understand how anyone can see another person be happy and hate them because it isn't the same as what makes them happy. Or even, why God "disapproves." obviously, God wouldn't if we were "all created in his vision." people can be ignorant and heartless.
kawaiisakura 12
I wish I lived around your area...too many people I know around here are so close minded and judgmental. I also don't get how they can say god created and loves everybody, yet he hates gays and didn't create them...wtf? I don't believe in god, but for those that do yet pick and choose what they want from the bible -.-
cieloalicia 16
That my friend, is the age old hypocrisy of Christianity. I believe in God don't get me wrong. But they are using their religion as an accuse for their irrational hatred.
AnyaS 19
Even if you were a boy in a same sex relationship that woman was out of line and what she said was uncalled for.
locomodo 7
If that were true, 'Murcia would already be ruined since 70% and shove of species show homosexual tendencies. Only 1% shows homophobia though. Which is more like to "ruin" the country then.