Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML
Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML
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dva976 7
Better u found him than the lawnmower.
A100893 30
That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)
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Comments (112)
alaskababy907 11
Today, I was on my way next door to borrow a cup of sugar from my neighbor. I was killed in his yard instead. I was told I am coming back as a zombie, FML.
charliethom 0
Fake it would have been on the news MAN YOUR DUMB
hateevryone 15
that's terrible!
isis_morrigan 18
what a great way to start your day! lol. i'm left wondering 1. how he died 2. why was he in your lawn???
TomHarrow 5
Wasn't "in" the lawn...yet.
isis_morrigan 18
ah, yes, you are correct, my apologies for my error in my wording, should've been "on your lawn". :)
titans617230 3
Like if your penis is bigger than mine
THE_A_TEEN 28
This isn't Facebook, get out!
potatosrock 10
Wtf 73
TomHarrow 5
Thank you. Wtf is right.
KatieKupcake4195 9
FYL. I can't help but wonder how, oh how, OP's neighbor's dead body ended up in OP's front yard. Also, my condolences to the family and friends of OP's neighbor. May he rest in peace. So sad :(
MineIsBigger 5
I see dead people...on my front lawn!
redhedsaysrawr 18
well, im guessing OPs neighbor was sick or knew something was wrong, maybe a heart attack or something, and was on the way over to OPs house to ask for help or assistance and never made it...
Gogetajh 3
i lov that rhe firs thing you did was write an FML
Krulin 8
1) What on Earth makes you think that posting an FML was the very first thing he did? 2) Learn to ******* spell. Holy christ.
TomHarrow 5
No shit. Where are the nazis when you need them?!