Sorry about that, at least they helped you though

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC!

Well maybe they killed the cat...

You must've had a pretty big cat for all of you to get it off of the road. However, RIP cat :(...

That's one way to meet them.

It's time to play a thousand ways meet your neighbor ...,,
I'm gonna go with a wave hello

3)Having sexual intercourses with the wife/daughter and getting caught

And that's worth a hundred points #45

Not what I'd call a purrrfect introduction

Are you furreal?

This pun thread needs to end meow.

I cat believe this

You've got to be kitten me. Puns in response to such a cat-astrophe?

(I'm sorry. I will see myself out)

I'm apawled at your responses. How inappurrpriate!

cmon guys, op must be feline pretty upset.

Time to invite them over to commiserate poor puss and then drink until catatonic.

Damn, you ruined it, 48.

"Well in the event of this situation, you guys wanna come over for a barbecue later?"

Sounds like a horrible catastrophe! But in all seriousness I'm sending Internet hugs, losing a pet is awful :'(

Poor kitty.

Killed the pussy has a very sad meaning in this context.

You didn't have to go that far..

Nope didn't have to, chose to anyways, down voted to hell, and probably won't lose much sleep over it . I am sorry for the cat though....

I'm so sorry

My totally tasteless comment of the day. Are your neighbours planning a bbq?

Tasteless? BBQ have tastes.

*bah dum tss*

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

Damn everybody's so sensitive. I thought it was funny !

I'm so sorry about your kitty. Losing a pet is always so hard. :(

i came home from middle school to find my childhood dog in a garbage bag.