Death and Delivery: Bigmouth Strikes Again

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Username - 25/10/2010 11:03 - France

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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You deserved it 2 165

The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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You deserved it 180

By KMKWEEN - 16/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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You deserved it 10 693

By ... - 12/03/2009 18:57 - France

Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML

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You deserved it 27 420

Thanks for the memories

By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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You deserved it 103

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 11:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

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You deserved it 35 871

Bad timing

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 02:00

Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML

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You deserved it 271

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 06:41 - United States

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 2 640

By Auston - 17/07/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

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You deserved it 5 176

worldclass 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

you had no way of knowing, not your fault!

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

OP, remember when you make presumptions you make a pre out of Sue and umption. Wait...

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worldclass 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

you had no way of knowing, not your fault!

opiate62 1

Monday 25 October 2010 16:54

honest mistake

denbeste 3

Monday 25 October 2010 19:00

hahaha, too funny!

Thawn 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:06

you should've replied with "well how does she intend to open the mail?"

aknnja 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 10:39

Need a moment? Grab a Twix...=D

heysunshine21 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 21:45

hahahahaha that was great

radiocaf 29

Friday 7 August 2015 9:54

Well OP was right, she was popular to get all those cards.

XxMaiWeingxX 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

first

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

OP, remember when you make presumptions you make a pre out of Sue and umption. Wait...

doink 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:24

I make pre's out of Sues all the time, but never Umptions. What kind of sick freak does that?

gusgus36 5

Monday 25 October 2010 16:52

hahaha...that made me laugh

Astroman129 7

Monday 25 October 2010 22:45

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 23:41

Really, astroman? Did you just...I mean, really?

C6Racer 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:09

Yes, really.

Oddyssis 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:44

It's confirmed. ^ Astroman has cancer.

smile031008 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:06

aww, its not ur fault, u didnt knoww, but still, mind ur own business next time op !

lol_that_sucks12 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:48

??? obviously op was just being friendly.

hudson155 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:07

her life sucks

abc1231 2

Monday 25 October 2010 18:20

she's dead you idiot!

NightSkyx 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:08

Not cool...

marinus_fml 19

Monday 25 October 2010 16:09

The FML could have been established after the first sentence.

marinus_fml 19

Monday 25 October 2010 16:12

WTF is up with double posting?

sarahoxox 1

Monday 25 October 2010 16:14

lol

maddiepie 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:30

haha yes!!

lidemocr 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:35

someone has to do it d bag

Nena713 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:10

Ydi for trying to make small talk. Keep it moving! :P

danielsharpwoo 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:13

holy shit. what's the chance of that!

spatz447 3

Monday 25 October 2010 16:14

Not your fault?

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