Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite aunt passed away. The funeral was last Thursday. FML
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML
Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML
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dva976 7
Better u found him than the lawnmower.
A100893 30
That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)
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Comments (112)
ninjuh_wingman 29
Why was he in your yard? Was he planning to rob your house?
Tswift0806 3
Well that dream is dead..
zombicidal 11
he was dying
MineIsBigger 5
Look on the bright side OP. You now have a new lawn ornament!
bdubbstheman 5
Peeping Tom dying doing what he loves? Hahaha
McLovinBearJew 0
Heart attack watching the OP shower
DoginDarkness 8
Maybe he was going to ask for help but died before the chance happen.
hotPinklipstick 24
Why didn't any other neighbors see him there is what I don't understand. If he had be laying there for a while why did no one else think to check and see if he was ok?
xCrazyMexican 4
Cuzz it was probley night time
xCrazyMexican 4
Or early morning
mattorama 15
Why didn't anyone call for help? Do YOU regularly check your yard for corpses in the middle of the night?
hotPinklipstick 24
No, but not everyone gets off work when it is dark.
hotPinklipstick 24
Goes off to work*
MineIsBigger 5
I do
iLikePandaz 5
Because they live in texas hun. Nearest neighbor may be 500 acres away. #cityfolks
hotPinklipstick 24
I was born and raised in Texas, it isn't like that everywhere. Most places have neighborhoods where people live very close to each other.
pjmommy 9
that would've ruined my entire day sorry to hear that op
KM96 24
Bummer, that's not easy yo deal with. I hope you are okay and everything goes okay :)
juicypu55y 0
Awkward...
Grimmerie 31
I do believe the OP has some 'splaining to do.
Grand_Cookie 21
I can't articulate how much that would suck...
snafu63 0
way to be more concerned about yourself dick. I bet he died because he had you for a selfish, shitty ass for a neighbor.
DocBastard 40
I'm sensing a dearth of sympathy here, and I'm sure you were mortified.