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Earmuffs?

That doesn't solve the not eating a proper dinner thing -.-

Bet you're never eating at that table again.

And by roommates you mean parents

I would walk in ;) nah im joking man, thats harsh video it and say if they EVER do it again when you need food.... It goes on the internet

Nah. If they are doing it in the common area, just go out there and get your food and go back to your room. Just don't look at them.

I would definitely just walk into the kitchen and make it as awkward as possible. Maybe strike up a little conversation?

OP, You should have said 'Put some back into it' XD

I'd walk down and join them ;)

I would go down, sit on the dinner table chair, stare and masturbate vigorously. But that's just me.

Pshh. It's your house, too. I'd go out there and act completely normal. Start cooking. Ask if they want anything. :)
Don't let them be inconsiderate assholes to you.

You know that episode of The Office where everyone is planking and Dwight uses the fire extinguisher to stop it? Use it.

How about ordering a pizza? It would ruin their mood when the delivery guy got there and you would get your dinner.

Earmuffs doesn't make people having sex dissapear

Tell them that you invited their parents over for dinner they will be arriving any second,they'll stop :p

Man the hell up. They are doing it, not you!

Go in completely naked and whip up your meal while "Sexual Healing" plays through the speakers of your iHome as you sensually dance in the kitchen. You have to mess around with them just as they are on your table.

Your life sucks since your roommates are that inconsiderate to do that while you're home in the first place, but you also deserve it to some extent for letting them do that. I probably would just come down and warn them I was coming in the room so they'd better stop, and if they get mad I'd just flat out say it's my apartment too and they don't have the right to force me to lock myself in one part of it so they can do that crap. Sure my girl and I have had sex outside of the bedroom at our apartment, but only when nobody else was home. When you live with other people you need to respect the fact that they need to use those areas too. It should be common sense, but if your roommates have none you need to put a stop to it.

could you be any more of a third wheel right now?? haha

Better yet, OP could plank on top of them!

ahhh of course. i'll bet their goal is to do it in every room in the house, so eventually they're going to do it in your bed while you're gone!

Or while she's there ;-)

With her?

lol true that xD

Haha that reminds me of workaholics magic happened here magic happened there you smell that you know what that is? "magic?" no turkey bacon good guess though.

that happened to my friend that did...

OP is a girl. So her roommates are girls... Ewww!!!

#2 I'm pretty sure that locks where invented for situations just like this one mate.

140 grow up. There are plenty of people that room with the opposite sex and or are lesbians.

It's partially your place too, I would have gotten in on that action. If they complained, they can always go somewhere else in the house.

LMFAO. That'll teach em

Can you pass the ketchup and the "man-sauce" while your at it.

Yummy yummy in my tummy tummy lol

That's disgusting

Why would that stop you from making your own dinner?

for me, college + being hungry = I'm gonna make food whether or not someones fucking in the kitchen.

11 - Exactly my thoughts. If they want to go at it in the kitchen, fuck them and just make some food. Not necessarily in that order. ;)

Literally? Like just be the third one in then go make some food? Or..?

#6 Although people having sex on the kitchen table can be awkward, I wouldn't five a shit either. If I'm hungry, then I'm going to go make myself a meal. Plus, why should you stay out of the kitchen OP? It's not like they're hiding it behind closed doors.

Hell yeah id go down and ask if they were hungry too!

Seriously! It's your kitchen too--so go get some (food).

I would've gone in there gone up to them put a big smile on and high dived them. Or stood creepily over his back with a thumbs up and a smile. They want to make it awkward for you make it awkward for them :)

I'd just walk in "sup" grab my food and leave.

To point out the obvious, sex usually doesn't last all night. It's not like it was impossible to get food afterward...

Or.. Or.. You could do it in that order : )

Exactly what I was thinking.
I would have just worked around them, maybe even watched or joined in. They'd get out of the way pretty fast if it bothered them.

They could've at least done it when you're not home. That's rude :l Just go and make dinner that'll teach them

Go down, make dinner, and rate their performance. "10/10 for the thrusting, but I have to give you a 3 for clitoral stimulation..."

Order pizza, get the camera ready, then wait for the delivery guy to get there. And then profit.

Or order pi! Bahaha.

This is the best thing to ever do

That's not fair I would have just went down anyways they should respect shared places in the house

Shoulda made dinner anyways. Could always join in on the action as well...

thats just nasty