Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I was at the park with my autistic son when I noticed a teenage girl imitating him by flapping her hands and walking on her toes. Fed up with children mocking my son, I went over and sternly lectured the girl's mother. Turns out, her daughter is autistic too and will be in my son's class. FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
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Telefunkish 12
She's stripping her of her future
icnburbbygrl 23
Wow. They are starting them out early
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icnburbbygrl 23
Wow. They are starting them out early
Dreamsorrow93 24
Ikr, my mom didn't teach me until I was 6.
Retaheki 27
They gotta pay for their college tuitons in the future, right?
onlychildFTW 33
Well she's guaranteed a job in the future, pole dancers/strip clubs won't be going away anytime soon. This mother is just looking out for her daughters future job! What great mothering indeed! I wouldn't be surprised if the mothers also teaching her to twerk.
klipper57 12
Calm down. She is just trying to give her daughter a back up plan.
countryb_cth 38
What the hell is wrong with that mother?
meli1195 31
what isn't wrong with that mother?
JustinJK 21
hey! pole dancing is a good form of exercise! don't shame the mom for wanting to keep her daughter fit. gotta burn those McDonald's calories somehow!
mmmxr 11
I know write! People are always blaming the newer generations for every thing when in reality it's the parents who are teaching them to act crazy.
BamBAmGG 14
I agree with #21, i think what isn't wrong with that mother would be a shorter list to answer honestly. Just trying to save you time lol
girI 20
Nothing really, it's a hard form of excersise which requires strength, flexibility and a degree of balance. Can you support your entire bodyweight on one leg whilst upside down? Hold your legs parallel to the floor using just your arms? Have your whole body parallel using your legs and one arm? There's a great deal of stigma surrounding pole due to the clothing, (or lack thereof), however there are technical reasons for this when performing certain moves.
Telefunkish 12
She's stripping her of her future
xivoricbutterfly 25
Surprisingly I've seen worse at McDonald's. What a classy thing to teach your daughter.
devi_916 39
Was it 2 teenagers getting frisky?
Kielnmsoftly 26
#22 that's not nearly as bad. Well assuming it's not visible to people but referring to earlier fmls by McDonald's staff who have to make them stop.
StiffPvtParts 43
This one time, I witnessed a mother change her baby's diaper on the table right next to mine. Of course, one of the members of the staff walked up to her and told her that she can't be changing her daughter's diaper on tables where they serve food to customers, and she just told him to "f**k off" right in front of her other two children, both of whom were morbidly obese (just like their mother). I'm still baffled by the fact that someone actually managed to impregnate such a vile creature as her, and not only once, but three freakin' times. Long story short, I haven't been to McDonald's since that dreadful day ._.
xleanne_aLly 23
#75 Yeah the mom was rude. But that's veryyyy extreme that you've never been back to Mc Donalds. If it was a health thing *high five* Congrats man! But if you haven't even been back to even the drive through, because of someone of a lower class sat next to you? That's very low. Get over yourself and go buy a burger. You seem ruder than the mother you're talking about.
StiffPvtParts 43
#78 Not at all... Not only did she seem to be pretty well off, but I myself happen to be in the lowest bracket of the lower class. The only reason why I haven't been to McDonald's in years, is because I simply don't like their food (if 'it' can even be called food at this point). ( ._.)
militarybrat 21
A guy got charged in okc for masturbating with **** on his computer in McDonalds. Friend of mine and her poor kids called it in.
Lorenzo1102 21
Something fishy is always going down is those play areas
badassmf1234 22
Showing her daughter her profession?
c_wyld 21
Does she look anything like Little Miss Sunshine?
LiquidFantasy 19
Kids gotta earn her cheeseburger somehow.
BamBAmGG 14
And give all the other kids a classy show, courtesy of McDonald's
citrusfruit 12
Parent goals
fullalove 23
Then please, please don't ever have kids.
Barthanax 9
Wow. So many down votes for a sarcastic comment.
LiquidFantasy 19
Gives a whole new meaning to Happy Meal.
turtles4life 24
You can even pick a real boy toy or girl toy now