Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
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Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML
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dva976 7
Better u found him than the lawnmower.
A100893 30
That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)
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Comments (112)
fylx100 19
I wonder how op's Facebook post looked like... And if op uploaded a picture
fylx100 19
That awkward moment when you find a corpus on your front lawn...
Nursewilly 0
Drag him back to his yard and prop him up in a lawn chair with a beer in his hand. Make sure to use gloves. Nobody will suspect a thing......just hurry.
Ecklcakes 15
To be honest I think your neighbour had a worse morning.
mwmiller99 4
Just hope the cops don't blame you!
mwmiller99 4
Just hope the cops don't blame you!
nic7973 23
that's some freaky shit
abmoore 1
I wonder if you live in my neighborhood. I turned onto our street and saw a body in a yard as my neighbor was getting out of his truck to see what it was. The man died of natural causes. Just a few days before, while watching the news and hearing about someone finding a body. I remember thinking, "who finds a body?!?". I do...
anon_cophed 3
You came across his body? I'm surprised no one reported you for public indecency.
AlexHD 4
And that's the fake fml of the day!!!!