Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite aunt passed away. The funeral was last Thursday. FML
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML
Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML
Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML
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dva976 7
Better u found him than the lawnmower.
A100893 30
That is pretty freaky. Okay scratch that, it's creepy as ****. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)
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Comments (112)
williamcarter93 13
goddamn.
Myo_fml 20
The poor dear. :( It probably took so much extra strength and hardship to try to get help.
smashliibabii 0
wonder why he was in your yard? 0.o hmmm.... i think we need a lil game of clue here!
latinmustanggirl 0
I'll be mr plum
jaredofmo 22
That's going to be one interesting explanation for the cops. Good luck, OP.
Sebastian_NG 17
I'd given anything to hear the conversation between OP and his boss when he called to inform he was't going to work today.
Nickramos 0
He was planking!!!!
hernando240411 0
That's my mom as well ha :D
McNerdyNerd 8
The first thing I wondered was why in the world was he on YOUR lawn? Lay off the weed killer next time =) On a more serious note, I'm REALLY sorry, that's sure to give you some nightmares
Nthabz 8
That's funny. :-)
hazelsun41311 0
Why would people say you deserve this??? That's terrible! I'm sorry...