I meant to get a dog* stupid autocorrect

He needs to get a dog... which he'll train to get the toast?

Like the dog trains the human to not jump

1 - Even when it says "get a dog" I still don't see where you were going with that comment.

Like human trains dogs so in this case the dog trains the human

Don't bother trying to explain it. It'll never make sense to the rest of us.

1- i got an idea :D *SrsFace* Get Out.

Not to mention that OP isn't a boy at all, so saying 'bad boy' just isn't right.

I honestly don't understand the toaster jump scares... I don't get startled?

Thzaar lives in soviet russia

Oh god why

Yeah Op, is this what you do for fun?

"My hobbies include long walks on the beach, and standing next to toasters."

My toaster is super fancy. Has motors and when the toast is done it beeps and then raises by power motors. Pretty fancy stuff!

I jump 99% of the time.

Oh, but she did.

People today are scared of everything. One person jumps once over a toaster pop up and it's spread like wildfire. It's toast, expect it to pop the fuck up in 2 minutes, if you can't count or put a radio on buy a dualit toaster because they don't pop up they have a count down timer and you pop it yourself.

OH GOD, THIS COMMENT SCARES ME.

I don't think anxiety attacks deserve a haha. *rude stare*

Op didn't say she was doing this for fun.

I see what you did there!!! :P

I almost corrected your spelling... almost

I didn't think fat bastard knew how to spell. Lol, good job not correcting me. :D

Trollster.

Love these replies :)

Dammit! You fooled me as well.

Unmm not we all lol i never jumped :)

I always jump with excitement that I have fresh hot toast to put my grape jelly on!!!(:

Glad I'm not the only one.

Get a toaster oven :P it beeps instead