By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock
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Bad boy! Bad boy! You don't simply train yourself you need together a dog
I meant to get a dog* stupid autocorrect
He needs to get a dog... which he'll train to get the toast?
Like the dog trains the human to not jump
1 - Even when it says "get a dog" I still don't see where you were going with that comment.
Like human trains dogs so in this case the dog trains the human
Don't bother trying to explain it. It'll never make sense to the rest of us.
1- i got an idea :D *SrsFace* Get Out.
Not to mention that OP isn't a boy at all, so saying 'bad boy' just isn't right.
I honestly don't understand the toaster jump scares... I don't get startled?
Thzaar lives in soviet russia
Oh god why
Lol why are you standing by your toaster so much
Yeah Op, is this what you do for fun?
"My hobbies include long walks on the beach, and standing next to toasters."
My toaster is super fancy. Has motors and when the toast is done it beeps and then raises by power motors. Pretty fancy stuff!
You would be a fun friend to mess with.
U didn't just do that op! U deserve it for jumping on the pop out :p
I jump 99% of the time.
Oh, but she did.
Haha anxiety attacks?
People today are scared of everything. One person jumps once over a toaster pop up and it's spread like wildfire. It's toast, expect it to pop the fuck up in 2 minutes, if you can't count or put a radio on buy a dualit toaster because they don't pop up they have a count down timer and you pop it yourself.
OH GOD, THIS COMMENT SCARES ME.
I don't think anxiety attacks deserve a haha. *rude stare*
Why would you do that in the first place? There are other fun things to do
Op didn't say she was doing this for fun.
This FML reminds me of that game Pops
That toester just trolled you... Lol. Toester-1 you-0
I see what you did there!!! :P
I almost corrected your spelling... almost
I didn't think fat bastard knew how to spell. Lol, good job not correcting me. :D
Trollster.
Love these replies :)
Dammit! You fooled me as well.
It's hopeless OP, we've all tried and all failed :'(
Unmm not we all lol i never jumped :)
I always jump with excitement that I have fresh hot toast to put my grape jelly on!!!(:
Glad I'm not the only one.
Get a toaster oven :P it beeps instead
You need a job or something to do in your spare time besides this!


You would be a fun friend to mess with.
That toester just trolled you... Lol. Toester-1 you-0