Instant Regret - FML

Instant Regret

By FML Videos - 29/09/2018 00:30

Patience is a virtue!

I agree, your life sucks 183

You deserved it 396

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wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 29 September 2018 18:24

“Daddy! I think the car has a little weird noise and don’t know how it happened.”

real life problems 26

Saturday 29 September 2018 2:04

That motor is a few minutes away from going boom 😲

Comments

Phillycheeze 20

Saturday 29 September 2018 0:40

Dumbass

real life problems 26

Saturday 29 September 2018 2:04

That motor is a few minutes away from going boom 😲

EggyDogger 13

Saturday 29 September 2018 5:53

Run man

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 29 September 2018 18:24

“Daddy! I think the car has a little weird noise and don’t know how it happened.”

cjoe556677 13

Saturday 29 September 2018 23:44

Who needs oil pans? psh.

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Today, I love my husband to death and want sex all the time, meanwhile he claims he loves me too but constantly turns down sex and has even managed to negotiate a promise that I won’t ask for sex on special occasions like his birthday. What am I doing wrong? FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 884

You deserved it 339

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 510

You deserved it 77

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Today, I was thrown out of a pub and when the owner was sure no one else could hear him, he whispered in my ear how dare I, "a filthy n****r", set foot in his pub, and if it was up to him "they'd bring back lynchings for my sort." The police didn't do anything, because there was no evidence he'd said it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 357

You deserved it 204

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 261

You deserved it 2 497

Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 865

You deserved it 148

Today, my thesis deadline is on June 6th. The ethics committee are still deciding whether to allow me to do my study or not. They've been deciding for five whole months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 98

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 244

You deserved it 1 915

Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 837

You deserved it 118