By Pizzaguy - 02/08/2012 16:22 - United States - Dundee
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Remind your manager to give you vacation time with extra pay. :)
Why did 18 get downvoted? It is completely pointless to make an incoherent comment like 3's. 3 was obviously in a race for number 1 comment because he made a comment that looked like it was shaped out of diarrhea in 15 seconds because it was. I mean theres no need to say sorry, the stories always gonna suck, sense it is on FML.Three, please be more original with your comments, and first comment means nothing.
That's a job for ya. They don't care about your life outside of work. I'd be pretty damn pissed off about that though, especially since they threatened to fire you.
I use to have a boss like that when I cleaned my neighbor's house. Finally I hot pissed and superglued a 10 inch dildo onto the hood of her car. I was fired, obviously, but it was worth it to get my point across. As a bonus, the heat made it harder to get off without screwing up the paint job, so I got to see her pull in her driveway everyday for 2 weeks with a fake purple dick wobbling on her hood.
1) kick bosses ass. 2) steal bosses wallet. 3) use bosses credit cards for expensive trip to Chuckie Cheese and mall and shit. 4) burn his house down 5) Laugh