By Pizzaguy - 02/08/2012 16:22 - United States - Dundee

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 194
You deserved it 1 773

Same thing different taste

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Remind your manager to give you vacation time with extra pay. :)


I'm pretty sure you can't plan a 'spontaneous vacation'.. If its planned it isn't spontaneous! Lol

Well to his family it can be spontaneous. He can be like kids forget about our little planned family vacation, lets go to disneyland instead!

Or just go on a day trip! Pack a lunch, and explore with your family! You could find something new! Or go to the beach, thats always fun! See, you don't have to plan things way in advance to have fun. Enjoy yourself OP!

tjv3 10

either he is being an ass if He knew you canceled your plans or he didn't know and he had a change of heart

Yeeeeeeey! What time is it? aaaaaadventuuuuure time!!

PenguinSwag47 0

54) No, it's hammertime. In a few hours, it'll be Peanut butter jelly time.

54- Adventure Time, come on grab your friends... :D

Remind your manager to give you vacation time with extra pay. :)

The manager sounds as of you demand for something he'll fire you, or take away your vacation time.

This manager sounds like the kind the OP should quit and move away from ASAP. As a "pizza guy" he hopefully shouldn't have much difficulty finding someplace else similar to work.

XTheDesertSongX 17

Honestly, that's terrible, OP... I'm truly sorry.

Why are you sorry? Did you take ops shift so he can't work this weekend or something???

12-Don't mean to sound like a dick, but WE KNOW it's terrible. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've never seen an FML with a happy ending. Comments like 3's are almost as bad as 'It could've been worse.. *insert some asenine situation*.'

18 - it could've been worse. He could've used one of those comments with a terrible, overused pun. ;)

Pokefan, I don't think Ash Katchum has ever looked so sexy. I the only one who has had a crush on Ash before? Then again, I have lots of cartoon crushes.

Speaking of cartoon characters, when I was a lot younger (9 years ago to be exact) I had a kiddie crush on leela from futurama.

I still have a crush on Alvin from the 80's chipmunks.

Why did 18 get downvoted? It is completely pointless to make an incoherent comment like 3's. 3 was obviously in a race for number 1 comment because he made a comment that looked like it was shaped out of diarrhea in 15 seconds because it was. I mean theres no need to say sorry, the stories always gonna suck, sense it is on FML.Three, please be more original with your comments, and first comment means nothing.

#55 My best friend has a crush on Riku from Kingdom Hearts.

iFizzgig 11

Go rent a movie and have family game night then!

A family ruining game of monopoly, perhaps?

4, might I suggest the movie: anger management! One of my favorite comedies.

p3mguin 7

A good classic is : Rubber~very good movie

Family game night sounds good! Good idea!

43- There really isn't a movie better than Rubber, you do need to make sure and catch the beginning though otherwise it'll just be like "What the hell is going on here?"

CallMeMcFeelii 13

That's a job for ya. They don't care about your life outside of work. I'd be pretty damn pissed off about that though, especially since they threatened to fire you.

6, well see the only reason his manager did that was because it didn't effect him. If it did effect him, he wouldn't have done that.

I use to have a boss like that when I cleaned my neighbor's house. Finally I hot pissed and superglued a 10 inch ***** onto the hood of her car. I was fired, obviously, but it was worth it to get my point across. As a bonus, the heat made it harder to get off without screwing up the paint job, so I got to see her pull in her driveway everyday for 2 weeks with a fake purple dick wobbling on her hood.

A hot piss would have been better...

Bam! A wild family vacation appeared. Is your boss Michael Scott? Because this sounds like something he would do ;).

What a douchebag it seems as if some bosses like to destroy people's life

btstig 11

1) kick bosses ass. 2) steal bosses wallet. 3) use bosses credit cards for expensive trip to Chuckie Cheese and mall and shit. 4) burn his house down 5) Laugh

CallMeMcFeelii 13

That's a bit extreme..but I like your style haha.

1) change his will so everything will go to you 2) make him *mysteriously* disappear. 3) take over his job as manager now that he's dead. 4) go on that vacation you wanted!

**** Chuckie Cheese, let's go to Main Event! LASER TAG AND DDR FTW!!!