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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By Nemesis2747 - 24/12/2009 06:09 - United States

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Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Rubyscooby212 - 15/02/2015 04:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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Truthbringer 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:14

why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.

Fidelis_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:19

Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...

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nodbor 11

Friday 3 April 2009 9:27

hey, tell her you'd like to take her on a second date.

IMz0r 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:28

She saw you naked? Expect your life to be "******" in future.

l33tm0nk3y 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:30

Why did it have to be the girl you liked? Why not just some other friends who weren't in on the prank? Or hell, even the ones that were in on it? I mean, if they're really your friends they shouldn't be opposed to letting you out once they've had their fun.

BigT 1

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:55

well at least you were "swollen" amirite?!

yesbutnotyou 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:16

wow, but look on the bright side, YOU CAN NEVER LOOK ANY WORSE.

MechaMew2 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:17

I assume this took place at a college dorm, because I don't see how that would happen anywhere else.

Althalus_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:48

My suggestion is: That girl is a keeper, and you need to plastic wrap your friend's heads together and hand one a pair of scissors after about 20 seconds.

2_meter_O 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:36

seriously people? I was a college EMT, I've seen some F-ed up pranks. As for him not waking up, he very well could have been plastered. If there is any screaming, etc., like he probably would be doing, I know I would have gone to see if I could have helped, his crush could have easily been in my position, also possible that it was on a school/ church/ leadership trip or retreat.

chocolaterabbit 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 8:28

i would've gladly gotten hives if it means that i got to go out with the girl of my dreams. HA!

C0okieMonster 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:32

Seriously...how can a person plastic wrap you to a bed while you were sleeping...? Either, this is a fake, or your a heavy sleeper OR the cookies you ate filled you up so badly, not even a airplane taking off in your room would wake you up... Cookie!