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honestly if that girl did all that for you then I'd say she's a keeper! :)
there are so many things wrong with this scenario I don't know where to start
light your friends on fire in their sleep now that would be funny
this is fake
then you'll get married to her and it will be an adorable story when you're both old and grey :)
On the bright side, at least she showed up
XO XP NOOOOOOO!!! I'm so sorry, OP!! that's horrible!
Atleast theres nothing to hide after that
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why did you have to call the girl that you like to help you out in that situation? seems like you could have called anyone.
Good call, calling the girl you like... What happened after? I bet *it* looked a bit bigger cause of the swelling...