By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 47678 You deserved it 3805 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By missingcharlie - United States Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML I agree, your life sucks 44982 You deserved it 5669 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML I agree, your life sucks 9651 You deserved it 40829 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Katelyn - United States - Folsom Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML I agree, your life sucks 9533 You deserved it 25091 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheComedyAudio Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML I agree, your life sucks 4642 You deserved it 318 35 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By billjoebob424 - Canada - Erin Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML I agree, your life sucks 20557 You deserved it 1769 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 4am blues - United States - Lehigh Acres Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4am; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 25241 You deserved it 2524 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 30909 You deserved it 6993 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML I agree, your life sucks 33096 You deserved it 3267 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML I agree, your life sucks 58213 You deserved it 15899 271 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wow - United States - Gainesville Today, my daughter mentioned that she didn't need to work because she could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. She's 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 39996 You deserved it 5207 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Stacy - United States Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML I agree, your life sucks 70002 You deserved it 5223 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Alana - Australia Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML I agree, your life sucks 27609 You deserved it 3578 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Shrimpy Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML I agree, your life sucks 2974 You deserved it 466 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anthony512 - Netherlands - Amsterdam Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML I agree, your life sucks 38873 You deserved it 12706 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By muffins69 - United States Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML I agree, your life sucks 24440 You deserved it 9501 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pontwa - Australia Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 30090 You deserved it 1890 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bananayellowteeth - United States Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML I agree, your life sucks 52742 You deserved it 9052 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By churchgoer - United States Today, I went to confession. I told the priest that I had an intimate relationship with a woman that I'm not married to. He chuckled and said, "You know, lying is a sin too." I wasn't lying. FML I agree, your life sucks 69542 You deserved it 9535 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Knowle Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML I agree, your life sucks 29336 You deserved it 6719 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Newtown Square Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML I agree, your life sucks 29945 You deserved it 2216 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nyquilwtf - United States Today, I learned that Nyquil has such an amazing effect on me, that it won't even allow me to wake up to go to the bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 24824 You deserved it 2502 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bastard - United States Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML I agree, your life sucks 43253 You deserved it 4369 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Des Today, it’s been 3 weeks since I had an interview for an internship this summer. I’ve applied to over 40 internships over the past 6 months, and this was the only interview I’ve had. I banked my entire summer on this. FML I agree, your life sucks 1609 You deserved it 316 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jooshuarr - Spain Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 37618 You deserved it 4707 186 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BrillianceSucks - Canada Today, I had to give a 15-minute presentation for a conference. I hadn't had the time to write out a proper speech so I decided to just wing it. My sponsor liked my presentation so much he wants me to turn it into an article. Now if only I could remember what I said. FML I agree, your life sucks 39157 You deserved it 12405 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dinomite Today, I quit my job after I overheard my boss doing a 'hysterical' impression of me telling her about my dad's heart condition. FML I agree, your life sucks 48549 You deserved it 3732 177 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I found out that my husband’s crazy ex girlfriend has not only moved to our area, but has also landed herself on his patient list. He’s a gynecologist. FML I agree, your life sucks 6368 You deserved it 361 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Springfield Today, my new prescription medicine for my chronic acne did in fact work. It worked by inflaming the skin around my zits so that they blended in. FML I agree, your life sucks 28821 You deserved it 2077 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML I agree, your life sucks 26357 You deserved it 13024 156 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML I agree, your life sucks 21623 You deserved it 2611 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - United States Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML I agree, your life sucks 49400 You deserved it 5252 317 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Chula Vista Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML I agree, your life sucks 56403 You deserved it 6369 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By heya - Australia - Sydney Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML I agree, your life sucks 35291 You deserved it 2530 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BornInTheWrongEra - United States Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML I agree, your life sucks 58108 You deserved it 5520 235 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WhoopteeDooDoo - United States Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML I agree, your life sucks 39199 You deserved it 4949 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Red Face, too Today, I saw Niagra Falls. Not the one in Canada, but the one that was released when I went to check on my period at work. I had no change of clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 2658 You deserved it 245 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML I agree, your life sucks 43499 You deserved it 2982 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By emliv12 - Australia - Melbourne Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML I agree, your life sucks 9645 You deserved it 28498 135 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SorryUncleTommy - United States - Brooklyn Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML I agree, your life sucks 29177 You deserved it 7037 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Charlie Given | 23 #7734995 - Sunday 9 December 2018 2:56 Yup that's me when there is white chocolate in the house 😋 Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By Charlie Given | 23 #7734995 - Sunday 9 December 2018 2:56 Yup that's me when there is white chocolate in the house 😋 Send a private message 1 0 Reply
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