Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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take_it_ez 0
save it just in case :)
tgray6440 0
they must know something about your fiancé that you don't. I sense a cheating FML in your future.
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Comments (104)
redtigerlily 5
better safe than sorry eh :P
PirateGirl12 11
good point what kind of friends r those
ImaginaryFoe 1
Whether it was practical or not, it was rude. Are you sure it wasn't a joke? Did they give you a real present, too? If not, honestly examine their criticisms. If there's no truth to it, be warned you have a hater in your midst.
epoh_fml 0
the get well soon card I can see as a joke. but a divorce coupon as a wedding gift? not funny. and rude. I agree with imaginaryfoe.
epoh_fml 0
me too. she's a very smart lady :D
ImaginaryFoe 1
Thank you, Hope. Pendatik, I suppose that was better than a sympathy card!
amandalovee 0
agreed. atleast you have some time?
kuntageous 0
lol. wow. maybe it's a sign she's been sleeping with your husband?
musicalsarcasm16 0
lol that reminds me of my dad apparently before my parents got married my grandma (on moms side) was trying to et the to guess their wedding present. she gave the hint that it's something a couple needs right after they get married. my dad suggested a divorce attorney :P and that sucks, fyl op
afallingstar 22
my sister once gave me a do-it-yourself divorce kit...maybe your friends are trying to tell you something (as was my sister-my husband is an asshole)
triggerit 5
do not get away chance to divorce almost for free...
idrathernot0 0
Maybe they know something you don't. Ask around with an open mind.
gfunk1127 0
hahahahahahah
jbrizzle17 0
lmao