Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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take_it_ez 0
save it just in case :)
tgray6440 0
they must know something about your fiancé that you don't. I sense a cheating FML in your future.
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Comments (104)
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
lmao
DRox 0
that's a sad hint!
wordgirl 0
If I were you, I'd talk to my friends and find out what's going on, because it seems as though they're trying to tell you that your husband-to-be is a man you are going to wish you hadn't married, or that you don't understand commitment. Why would they expect a divorce? What they did is highly insulting under ordinary circumstances unless it's a joke, which I doubt. So ask them what's going on.
phishlips 0
Your collective sucks, 7 of 9. You must disconnect from the hive mind.
Cinn_fml 23
Good reference there.
JeanetteDevyn 4
I should have gotten one of those for my parents before they got remaried. And then divorced again.
falsecut 12
Someone has a sick sense of humour.
laurellkawes 31
That's a huge hint