Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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take_it_ez 0
save it just in case :)
tgray6440 0
they must know something about your fiancé that you don't. I sense a cheating FML in your future.
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mjolene 0
if you don't hire an attorney and do the paperwork yourself than a divorce is not expensive. I did my friends paperwork and it cost 200 court cost and the paperwork was free online.
NorfolkDude 2
I'd say it was definitely a joke gift though. From my experiences with weddings, typically large gifts are given on wedding days and not the party. I suppose what is going on here is that they're going to bring gifts at the wedding, but decided to use a gag gift as a joke for "girls nights out." In all though, I suppose it can be taken the wrong way. However, out of your friends, how many are divorced?
andyneored 0
The way marriages go nowadays IDE keep it it might come in handy
heyred 11
You've got some great passive - aggressive friends, op. Either listen to what they have to say or kick their collective sorry toxic asses to the curb.
winslow310560 0
the leading cause of divorce is marriage
StairwayToHell 0
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
FerrariCake 2
OP, get a clue. Your friends are trying to tell you something important.
baustin919 0
wish I had gotten that gift. hang onto it, just in case...
SirtTerrythe3rd 0
your friends are cocks.
Grisabella 0
HAHAHA!! thats hilarious!!! I bet they knowsome thing you dont. REMEMBER: Chicks before Dicks