Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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take_it_ez 0
save it just in case :)
tgray6440 0
they must know something about your fiancé that you don't. I sense a cheating FML in your future.
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Comments (104)
Cherry12345 0
#7 looks like Ke$ha.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I really hope that was a gag gift...but yeah keep it just in case. lol But yeah, who invited that person?
Miss_Represented 0
Lmao! Hint hint?
momogal 22
Wish someone was thoughtful enough to get that for me. Then I might have my divorce instead having to wait several months to get the money.
Xavi89 0
******* win!!!
draxmurray 1
u a looser
kathy000 0
best fml ever!!!
ninjacapo 2
lol i moderated
rejectreality101 0
It might come in handy later, but who wants to have that fact shoved in their face right before their wedding?
ecascio2010 9
that has to be a gag gift...
celtics734 2
to the OP, too bad they didnt give you a sense of humor to go with it. Stuck up b*tch