Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Alexa, play "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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take_it_ez 0
save it just in case :)
tgray6440 0
they must know something about your fiancé that you don't. I sense a cheating FML in your future.
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Comments (104)
PosterOfAGirl 0
82 somagirl... you have gorgeous eyes... beautiful!
hornyharry169 0
this is not an fml. you're friends and fam have a sense of humour!!!!!! Christ alive: lighten up giiiirl
punkking 0
great friends :D
TXGIRL84 0
GREAT gift haha
philosopher 0
What kind of 2-bit divorce-specific practice has coupons??? =/
saphfiire 13
I only wish someone had given me that at my bridal shower. It would've probably woken me up and made me realize that everyone thought I was making a big mistake before I got to the altar- that was the worst day of my life. trust me, divorces are not easy, nor are they cheap!
mrmaks18 7
let me guess they are already married yes? and still married coz of the costs of things so your getting a head start put that voucher safe
iamthatamazing 0
glad you got the message then !
jjmiller1001 17
that's AWESOME!!!!!
xxEMOxPRINCESSxx 0
lmfao EPIC WIN!!!!