Today, an old lady on the street told me that I should be wearing a bra because my nipples were visible under my white tee. I am a 37-year-old man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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blland 0
"you should go wear a condom, madam. your dick is showing."
nzl_fml 0
haha you have man boobs.
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Comments (56)
NurseBecky 0
Wow! You remind me of my husband! He's a wonderful man, and a large one at that. Although I love him he has the same problem, I suggest staying away from white.
quietlytearful 0
Oh, calm down you sensitive idiot. If it's an old lady, she probably didn't really mean it, old people say stupid things sometimes.
swkisses5 0
LMMFAO woooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!!
fmllvr01 0
maybe she's senile or u need to lose weight
hrshykiss815 0
bahahaha! sorry dude
lilmami0823 0
nasty lol
theprey 0
doesn't mean you shouldn't take her advice.
Ketchup_Castle 30
I'm giving this advice to one of my friends now.
bandtea 0
That must've stung. She probably wasn't wearing her glasses or something. I don't think she really meant it.
NoahStaz 3
Dibs
fsaskid 0
nice nips?