By mizzy - 19/11/2009 21:14 - United States 5 0 33 12 Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 317 You deserved it 8 747 Tweet Share
By pussystroker - 19/11/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom 12 1 18 52 Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML I agree, your life sucks 31 246 You deserved it 3 988 Tweet Share
By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States 2 0 10 42 Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 404 You deserved it 8 758 Tweet Share