Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
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Top comments
mejiiaa 0
Maybe you should of been honest about faking it
Finnick_fml 12
It took him years to give you an ******..?
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Comments (114)
perdix 31
Why are they thumbing you down, Noor? That was a pretty good comment. I thumbed you up in the hopes of letting more people see your work.
Bohanan88 0
OUCH!!!
VictoriaSchultz 8
#38 obviously has nothing better to do than act hard over the Internet. #Grow up .
sushant96 5
why didn't u tell him to go HaRdER ??!!!!!!!!
Meowingtons500 18
49- Hashtags are for Twitter.
jamaicanbunny 0
Just tell him it's the best you've ever had
jeanniecm1984 17
A lot of women can't ****** from penetration alone. OP needs some foreplay and ***********. Still, there's no point in faking it. I'd rather lie there making no noise at all if I'm not feeling it than fake an ******.
jeanniecm1984 17
That doesn't always work. Also, that can make the guy finish faster, and that doesn't help at all!
retyi43 14
why do women fake orgasms?? just tell us what we're doing wrong!
Jannettecooks 1
The way you phrased this makes me believe that not only was this the first time he's given you an ******, but the first time you've had one period! You cannot expect someone to know your body well enough to give you the big O without knowing how to do it yourself girl! Time to explore and conquer!
PrincessPesa 20
^^Well said! It's seems the OP doesn't have much "hands on" experience at all. If she knew what she sounded like she'd at least have been a better actress! ;) All kidding aside, many women have troubles climaxing and it can be embarrassing for them. But really, take a workshop or something! No excuses for being caught in a lie like this one.
Jannettecooks 1
True! I think it comes back to young girls believing that ************ is dirty or wrong. Men never seem to have this problem! Lol By the way, I love your picture! Very Angelina Jolie!