Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
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Top comments
mejiiaa 0
Maybe you should of been honest about faking it
Finnick_fml 12
It took him years to give you an ******..?
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Comments (114)
natashax21 5
Honesty is the best policy :)
vcapelo 19
And what does that proof? Simply that lies ain't good for relationships!
Dcm210 19
sounds like you got some explaining to do.
kittenvks 11
Lucyyyyy
laden_swallow09 35
* 'Splainin
BrownSugar10940 2
The irony
docscientist 10
What? No.
perdix 31
You best hope is to say you really didn't know what a big ****** was and you've been having mini-orgasms all along. Pray that works or you'll have to admit to years of deceit and treachery.
rhysfucker 24
Women do have different intensities of orgasms, so maybe that will work...
perdix 31
Sounds legit. Hope it works for the OP!
twisted_cherub 14
It'll work. I used it on my ex, the one who demanded orgasms every time. They even used it on How I Met Your Mother. Lily told Marshal that "young Lily only thought those were orgasms".
sdroze1389 31
your comments usually never suck. good on you petrix
lolfood 24
Why do women feel the need to fake orgasms?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
So their husband/boyfriend doesn't get mad or think he's bad at sex?
stevenJB 25
Because they think we care.
lyssgross 16
Don't you?
jokinstan 4
IKR sex is super intimate and personal. Everyone is so different so the same moves don't work the same with everyone. It's best to be honest so that you can get to know what works eat with each other makin it that much more special.
rhysfucker 24
Shame on you, for not helping teach him before now. Now you're stuck in a lie...see how that hurts the marriage? On the other hand, nice nut. Just be glad you didn't squirt like a garden sprinkler...
igese 11
op: oh honey that one was so intense, can you do it like that more often?
wehn92 10
You're retarted
luststarrr 22
And that, ladies, is why you don't fake orgasms.