Drunk tank

By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 09:17 - New Zealand

Today, my husband and his best mate got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to try hitchhike naked for a joke. Although no one was willing to pick up two naked 28 year old-men off the side of the main road, someone did call the cops. They are being held overnight. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32
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Well, this is why you drink safely and responsibly.

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UserError94 18

They might be marked as a sex offender worst case scenario. Hopefully that's not the case and they can learn from their mistakes

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michaelm1290 23

We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

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Patriots21 14
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you're my boy blue!

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gatorclay97 28
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They are definitely getting raped in jail.

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Tripartita 44
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If joking about two endearingly stupid hitchhikers getting raped floats your boat, I think we should try to sink it.

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Teyros 24
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No good ideas come from getting drunk

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TheRainbowNoob 11
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except, maybe, not driving which some people are still not-drunk enough to think of

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ThrottleJockey 35
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I don't know for sure, but I'm willing to bet that many people posting here are the result of an over consumption of alcohol.

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chuka81 27
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So would the police provide them with clothes? Or would they sleep naked in jail? I think I prefer them sleeping naked. That'd teach them.

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ScratchCatPower 32
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Well, this is why you drink safely and responsibly.

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arano 29
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I think this one is more of just "don't be a moron"

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RedCronos 17

Do they still think it's a good idea?

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captain_hero89 22
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they showed a little too much leg

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burgermike92 17

You need to tell them to control their alcohol better.

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it___happens 12
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I hope everything works out okay OP also I hope you guys have a good laugh about it in the future!

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janfleury 19
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I would make it "hard" to let them forget this one.

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