Drunk tank

By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 09:17 - New Zealand

Today, my husband and his best mate got drunk and decided it would be a good idea to try hitchhike naked for a joke. Although no one was willing to pick up two naked 28 year old-men off the side of the main road, someone did call the cops. They are being held overnight. FML
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Well, this is why you drink safely and responsibly.

UserError94 18

They might be marked as a sex offender worst case scenario. Hopefully that's not the case and they can learn from their mistakes


michaelm1290 23

We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

you're my boy blue!

They are definitely getting raped in jail.

If joking about two endearingly stupid hitchhikers getting raped floats your boat, I think we should try to sink it.

No good ideas come from getting drunk

except, maybe, not driving which some people are still not-drunk enough to think of

I don't know for sure, but I'm willing to bet that many people posting here are the result of an over consumption of alcohol.

So would the police provide them with clothes? Or would they sleep naked in jail? I think I prefer them sleeping naked. That'd teach them.

Well, this is why you drink safely and responsibly.

I think this one is more of just "don't be a moron"

RedCronos 17

Do they still think it's a good idea?

they showed a little too much leg

burgermike92 17

You need to tell them to control their alcohol better.

I hope everything works out okay OP also I hope you guys have a good laugh about it in the future!

I would make it "hard" to let them forget this one.