Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
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Top comments
mejiiaa 0
Maybe you should of been honest about faking it
Finnick_fml 12
It took him years to give you an ******..?
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Comments (114)
laurenmacias 0
Come on girl!!!
lemonsquid 6
Sucks to be you.
tomakobriefs 11
*Sandwich
jcpv345mn 4
do all girls do this?........
AmandaIsMyName 0
LMAO!!!!
linkinpark98 24
It took YEARS?!
ultra_notorious 26
You are a pathetic excuse for a human being. Go play out in traffic or something.
linkinpark98 24
Really? It would've been better if you would have saved your comment space for someone who actually has a soul. Seems like you woke up on the wrong side of the pit this morning.
misterie_fml 6
Unless you didn't have sex before marriage... how could you marry someone who never gave you an ******?
redhedsaysrawr 18
you do know there is this thing called LOVE... yeah, its where you marry someone because of how you FEEL for their personality and how they make you feel, not how they look or if the sex is good...
fsamslife92 8
What's wrong with not having sex before marriage?
misterie_fml 6
#183 I'll bet you've never been married. Sure you can love your partner, but if the sex life is bad the frustration will just boil over to other issues/fights... sooner or later you'll find at least one of you not only wondering what it was like to have passion in your life but your eyes will be wandering elsewhere too #188 Nothing wrong with not having sex before marriage, but just saying she might not have known beforehand. OP, glad he finally got you there, hope you guys can keep it up!
sdroze1389 31
people marry for different reasons. some marry and only have one sexual partner for their life, I don't have an opinion either way but maybe it factored into it?
afropuffjake 9
I don't know what's worse: the fact that he never suspected anything until now, the fact that you never said anything until now, or the fact that neither of you actually cared to try.
Stottsy 0
You know... Communication is key... Tell him the truth