Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
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Top comments
mejiiaa 0
Maybe you should of been honest about faking it
Finnick_fml 12
It took him years to give you an ******..?
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Comments (114)
bandofsand 10
Question: how come when I select a thumbs up it adds to the tally of the thumbs down?
bandofsand 10
Question: how come when I select a thumbs up it is added to the tally of thumbs down?
fayman 5
because if a comment already has -3, for example, your thumbs up would bring it up to -2. the number is the net gain or loss
bandofsand 10
Yes that makes sense but it seems to happen even when there aren't negatives. If a comment has 2 thumbs down and I thumb it down it shows as 1 thumb down. Thoughts?
bandofsand 10
Bahaha this whole thing was totally idiotic of me - please disregard.
sdroze1389 31
on the assumption that everyone votes on everyone's comments, which is still an assumption so not safe to do or completely mathematically sound, it still leaves a solid chance that the differential speaks in mutual favor of public opinion.
vbmg152 19
That's what you get for lying to your hubby! You should've been honest from the beginning! I'm sure he would have tried harder!
elodymayweeble 7
I want to know why you would marry someone that can't fully pleasure you.
linkinpark98 24
……You marry someone by how they treat you, or because you love them. Not for sex. -_-
usnwife 18
I've only faked once or twice with my husband, and it was only because I was too tired to actually get off, but still wanted him to enjoy it. He will do whatever it takes to please me, and I didn't want him to worry about it then. Any other time, a "here, try this" works wonders!
MDTeddy 13
Op fails for faking it so it is her own fault that she was accused of
digitaljunky 5
Why should people feel sorry for you when you lied to your husband
chelsieeff 0
I could make him feel better;)
linkinpark98 24
That makes you a *****.
digitaljunky 5
Why should people feel sorry for you when you lied to your husband
fatalcharm 1
I am going to have to say, in the nicest possible way, that you did deserve this one. When you fake an ******, you end up missing out. I can understand why women do it, but believe that it is better to be honest and explain to the guy that sometimes you have difficulty having an ******. That way you avoid situations like these.