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By anniemeece - United States - Palo Alto
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML
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Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.
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  X_Codes  |  11

@1: What we need is a demonstration video both of the accident and of the proper way to put one on. The first half because watching someone punch themselves in the face because it's YouTube gold, the latter for the benefit of the OP, and the whole idea for the benefit of men everywhere. ;)

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  stevenJB  |  25

Wow how many times have I seen that same comment on this site before...?

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  Finnick_fml  |  12

@49, well, I'm actually curious... You think you'd un-clip your bra before you put it on... and full on punching yourself in the face seems pretty extreme. Buut, yeah, F OP's life..

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  WilkersonJesus  |  1

my roomate's ex-wife makes $79/hr on the laptop. She has been out of a job for 9 months but last month her pay was $8641 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Go to this web site CashLazy.com

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  DocBastard  |  38

Why can't we all just get along?

That being said, chel777 you need to go put your hand in a meat grinder. That's the best way I can think of to prevent you from posting more unnecessarily mean comments directed at children.

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  melikesfml  |  11

Why is 32's comment thumbed down. It makes perfect sense. He's probably thinking that the girl was struggling to get it on because it was tight or something. Silly people.

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  Justforlolz  |  14

The comment number is 11. It was one of the first comments up. Unless you're referring to it being a bad joke. There IS a reply to the first comment with the same joke but it's from a higher number, thus making it later.

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  stevenJB  |  25

Bras are underwear. You wearing it under your clothes. Sigh

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