Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra...

By anniemeece - 7/4/2012 15:15 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

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Wow, I can't believe this actually got published! :O Okay, most of the questions are how: it's a sports bra. I hooked it in the back, and as I was adjusting the front so that it, ahem, fully encompassed everything and that the straps weren't twisted, my hand slipped as I was pulling up the front, and with the power of the elastic, hit myself in the mouth. I know, it was pretty silly.

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By Cad6 | 24

#4272417 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:14

It was booby trapped.

By Justforlolz | 13

#4272329 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:03

I guess you could say...
That was...
*sunglasses*
A booby trap.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA- *shot*

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By Finnick_fml | 12

#4272280 - Saturday 7 April 2012 19:57

Ouch.. how did you manage to do that? o.O

Cad6 | 24

#4272417 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:14

It was booby trapped.

Isabelana | 5

#4272448 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:18

I'm going to take a safe guess and say it probably didn't fit... lol

X_Codes | 11

#4272517 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:29

@1: What we need is a demonstration video both of the accident and of the proper way to put one on. The first half because watching someone punch themselves in the face because it's YouTube gold, the latter for the benefit of the OP, and the whole idea for the benefit of men everywhere. ;)

stevenJB | 25

#4272581 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:45

Wow how many times have I seen that same comment on this site before...?

Finnick_fml | 12

#4272606 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:51

@49, well, I'm actually curious... You think you'd un-clip your bra before you put it on... and full on punching yourself in the face seems pretty extreme. Buut, yeah, F OP's life..

WilkersonJesus | 1

#4272608 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:51

my roomate's ex-wife makes $79/hr on the laptop. She has been out of a job for 9 months but last month her pay was $8641 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Go to this web site CashLazy.com

xoconnie | 8

#4272702 - Saturday 7 April 2012 21:16

skilllllzzzzzzzz

jackgoldstein | 5

#4273333 - Sunday 8 April 2012 1:32

Pics or it didn't happen

PeachesnCream88 | 0

#4274039 - Sunday 8 April 2012 4:32

How do you do that?! :S

Matty1188 | 6

#4274881 - Sunday 8 April 2012 9:12

29 - mad props to you.

boofgall | 16

#4292759 - Thursday 12 April 2012 4:22

I've accidentally smashed through my closet door while hopping to put pants on. Took the whole door off. That was fun!

By Maht_fml | 0

#4272289 - Saturday 7 April 2012 19:59

looooool

Justforlolz | 13

#4272315 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:02

Ahhhh, that wonderful moment when you post an absolutely shit comment in a vain attempt to be first, and yet you still fail. Try again.

Cad6 | 24

#4272355 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:06

Cool story bra.

Michaelsgirl04 | 9

#4272620 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:54

laughing out out out out out out loud?

buck33 | 14

#4272639 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:59

Laughing over obnoxious owls on opium out loud.

Hope this clears it up.

By harof1c | 0

#4272301 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:01

Get a bigger bra?

Meowingtons500 | 18

#4272729 - Saturday 7 April 2012 21:23

60- Harsh.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#4272790 - Saturday 7 April 2012 21:48

64- I have, and I don't recall her even once belittling or insulting anyone, something virtually everyone else, myself included, is guilty of.
So yeah, harsh. :p

Cad6 | 24

#4272813 - Saturday 7 April 2012 21:52

Some threads appall me.

Meowingtons500 | 18

#4272863 - Saturday 7 April 2012 22:04

64- Leave the kid alone. She's what, fourteen? You're 17 and are calling her a dumb ass for no obvious reason.
If I were you, I'd shut up now.

kitkat789 | 2

#4272961 - Saturday 7 April 2012 22:46

60-shut the f*** up ur the dumbass!

DocBastard | 38

#4272964 - Saturday 7 April 2012 22:46

Why can't we all just get along?

That being said, chel777 you need to go put your hand in a meat grinder. That's the best way I can think of to prevent you from posting more unnecessarily mean comments directed at children.

Isaac_The_Man | 0

#4273019 - Saturday 7 April 2012 23:05

69- U thumbed up your comment for the number(;

Eiregal2 | 10

#4273218 - Sunday 8 April 2012 0:31

Never you mind love, you did nothing wrong! From where I am you made a perfectly
Fine comment! Here, have a cookie! (gives cookie)

PeachesnCream88 | 0

#4274062 - Sunday 8 April 2012 4:36

Aha these threads r hilarious

melikesfml | 11

#4277090 - Sunday 8 April 2012 21:34

Why is 32's comment thumbed down. It makes perfect sense. He's probably thinking that the girl was struggling to get it on because it was tight or something. Silly people.

By eddeeezzyy | 19

#4272308 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:01

Want me to help you out there? ;)

DREWBERTMAN | 2

#4273081 - Saturday 7 April 2012 23:37

I'll get the right boob, you get the left? I want in on this action...

eddeeezzyy | 19

#4273221 - Sunday 8 April 2012 0:31

Sorry, but this a one-man job.

LegalyWhite | 7

#4279113 - Monday 9 April 2012 6:47

No bra?

By melliemoo17 | 6

#4272317 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:02

How???

By Justforlolz | 13

#4272329 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:03

I guess you could say...
That was...
*sunglasses*
A booby trap.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA- *shot*

samanthamordecai | 9

#4272398 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:11

This made my entire day. You, sir, are awesome.

Justforlolz | 13

#4272419 - Saturday 7 April 2012 20:14

*ohstopityou.jpg*

zack11742 | 7

#4272841 - Saturday 7 April 2012 21:59

Although it is a sweet comment it has been previously posted so to both of you great comment

Justforlolz | 13

#4272931 - Saturday 7 April 2012 22:32

The comment number is 11. It was one of the first comments up. Unless you're referring to it being a bad joke. There IS a reply to the first comment with the same joke but it's from a higher number, thus making it later.