Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
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Top comments
mejiiaa 0
Maybe you should of been honest about faking it
Finnick_fml 12
It took him years to give you an ******..?
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Comments (114)
williamcarter93 13
Why couldn't you just tell him at first that he wasn't doing it right and help him do it better
jjwazz 0
You shouldn't fake it... And really it toke that long poor bugger
GoldenGrizzly 7
Marriages should be about trusting someone. If you are unhappy you tell your partner so you can fix it. Being 'selfless' only works when it is accomplishing something. Sex is not going to save the world. You pretty much just gave your husband a free card to not try.
calivianya 29
I have never had an ****** from just sex. Vaginal penetration feels really good, but it doesn't get me off. I made sure my boyfriend understood that when we started having sex. I need direct clitoral stimulation for a very long time (sometimes more than 30 minutes), and it's honestly exhausting for me. I'll decide I want to ****** every once in a while and we'll make it happen, but it's just too much work for an every sexual encounter thing. My boyfriend is amazing in bed and we're very open with what we like and don't like, so it's not a matter of him not knowing how to please me. Some women just don't ****** very easily, and the sex is totally fantastic and amazing even when I don't. I feel like I enjoy sex a lot more when we're not concerned with making me come. :)
blackman100 20
Just tell a guy out front that he doesnt give you an ****** so that when he does it next time he will do something better and you will actually get an ******. After all, it's only logical.
MaoKittyMaoMao 6
Never fake an ******. That's weird. Just ask him to do something different... don't be mundane. ._.
thefuckinloser 6
he know them that is what i love about women a woman will not lie but she will fake orgasms i
alextherussian 0
Whatttt .... Takes me about a minute to give my girlfriend one... He is either small or u don't find him attractive enough
Xianthos 2
Sure she aint facking? lol
doctorhook86 25
*Suddenly realizes that 210 is the OP's husband.*
me254 0
Lmao thats too funny ...
sxdryv 14
You're a bitch for faking.