Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
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Top comments
mejiiaa 0
Maybe you should of been honest about faking it
Finnick_fml 12
It took him years to give you an ******..?
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Comments (114)
icrest80 4
I think perdixs vote trumps the other twelve since him and a couple other guys basically run the comments section on this site
icrest80 4
69 those damn mods keep changing it to ????
KaiserSD 8
Doesn't matter, at least he got off...
LuckyTroll 6
This is why fake things suck
josiemorehouse 12
To all of the commenters: it's 'should have', not 'should of'. To OP: YDI!!!! Ladies: if your man isn't getting the job done, give him a little lesson. Trust me, it pays off!! :) Faking is lying!!
jagsville 8
Trust me. Most men could care less if you fake it it not as long as they get satisfied. But you're right about one thing. If you would like him to get you there, nothing wrong with teaching him.
br0ccoli 15
Lol they're just walmart fans. Thumbs up #10 if you like sandwiches or sex ...or sandwiches while having sex.
lolxlolx3 0
im dead XD
br0ccoli 15
Thumb down #10 if you like twilight and justin beiber and clubbing baby seals.
Awsumuzzie 12
Oh.. Oh! OH OH OH... Do you deserve this or what? Yes, YES YES YES! You do. I hope you feel this deep inside now. Guilt sucks.
YDIomg 9
Should have gotten a man who can give you real orgasms everytime.