By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 13:11 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 759
You deserved it 7 798

Same thing different taste

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Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

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Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

Are you sure you weren't having a little Fun under the covers OP? Jokes aside. Your life really sucks.

chris71sk8r 8

Maybe he was shaking it fast. A little too fast. O_O

Oops. I meant say Are instead of If.

MatthewDmerrill 5

Did that blue stuff in your mouth come from a smurf? Pol

Angry Birds has the same affect on people. It gets they're blood pumping, hearts racing; So naturally you breath heavy and shake your apple/whatever other touch screen object around like a chronic masterbater.

unknown_user5566 26

55 - I must be playing Angry Birds wrong

Omg fruit ninja was the shit. Good times

peachyFML 17

It's a fun game. A little like the Sims, except with Smurfs.

Lol, a smurf jizzed in 35's mouth. He looks happy about it though

Ikr? How can u get tired from shaking an iPod?!?

pandapoof42 3

lol exactly what I was going to say!!

so this "chat" was about getting more exercise right?

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

Considering that the mini-game takes place in Papa Smurfs house, it wouldnt be more fun. It would actually be kinda creepy.

*panting* go papa smurf go!!! (30 seconds later) YES I DID IT!!

IQWasJustLowered 0

or he was under the blankets playing.

13, why would you deface Deadmau5' head like that?

MrBrightside21 20

18 - I laughed so hard to the idea of congratulating yourself after pleasuring yourself. YES I DID IT!!!

18, Yay, some one agrees with me that the smurfs are some asexual sexy bitches *enters sarcasm*. Made my day laughing so hard!

Of Papa Smurf doing Smurfette. Yea, I know, I killed it. I'm ready for the inevitable.

What the smurf? I'm going to smurfing smurf this thread. Smurf it I'm going home

Only if what's Katy Perry? How does she fall into place here?

She voiced Smurfette in the latest movie.

Oh disregard my last comment. I would never watch that movie, that's why I didn't know.

dankpotatoes 2

Those smurfs just get me going(,

william8691 10

Skater chick from florida you're awesome. Nice pic.

dankpotatoes 2

When I read the 1st line I thought it was gunna go to you hearing them having sex...

xxmexx21 0

......Shaking an iPod should not make you breathe heavily...

This sounds about right. But maybe while making the motion he got a little to happy.

If you sure you weren't having a little fun under the covers? Jokes aside your life sucks a lot.

Judging by your tongue, you were having some fun with a smurf ;)

lmfaoooo thts a good one @pinecone1414

Play the game in front of them and show them what was going on!