FML : Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the...

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Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 23 June 2012 13:11 / Australia - Melbourne

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By simonsaysYDI | 8

#4604562 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

By itssosparkly | 21

#4604574 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

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By simonsaysYDI | 8

#4604562 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

Shaking an iPod makes you breath heavily? Maybe you need to do some more cardio =P

Ajwc101 | 24

#4604603 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:44

Are you sure you weren't having a little
Fun under the covers OP? Jokes aside. Your life really sucks.

chris71sk8r | 8

#4604757 - Saturday 23 June 2012 18:20

Maybe he was shaking it fast. A little too fast. O_O

russfml | 31

#4604764 - Saturday 23 June 2012 18:22

You totally beat me to it lol.

Ajwc101 | 24

#4604984 - Saturday 23 June 2012 19:23

Oops. I meant say Are instead of If.

MatthewDmerrill | 5

#4605068 - Saturday 23 June 2012 19:48

Did that blue stuff in your mouth come from a smurf? Pol

vanessaizawesome | 8

#4605183 - Saturday 23 June 2012 20:13

He's a fricken smurf murderer!!! OMG

BrokenDreamer24 | 14

#4605436 - Saturday 23 June 2012 21:10

Angry Birds has the same affect on people. It gets they're blood pumping, hearts racing; So naturally you breath heavy and shake your apple/whatever other touch screen object around like a chronic masterbater.

kyleekay | 25

#4605852 - Saturday 23 June 2012 23:58

55- Same with Fruit Ninja!

simonsaysYDI | 8

#4605939 - Sunday 24 June 2012 0:34

55 - I must be playing Angry Birds wrong

DespairFaction | 11

#4605947 - Sunday 24 June 2012 0:40

OP should get a shake weight.

Forlorn420 | 9

#4606126 - Sunday 24 June 2012 2:06

Omg fruit ninja was the shit. Good times

ReesieBanana21 | 12

#4606143 - Sunday 24 June 2012 2:22

How old are you?

mickyb10 | 13

#4606345 - Sunday 24 June 2012 3:46

76- ur comment made my day

peachyFML | 17

#4606401 - Sunday 24 June 2012 4:04

It's a fun game. A little like the Sims, except with Smurfs.

CheesecakeTaco | 3

#4606423 - Sunday 24 June 2012 4:12

Lol, a smurf jizzed in 35's mouth.
He looks happy about it though

emilyhg | 8

#4606791 - Sunday 24 June 2012 5:52

Ikr? How can u get tired from shaking an iPod?!?

pandapoof42 | 3

#4606963 - Sunday 24 June 2012 7:02

lol exactly what I was going to say!!

hoedang | 3

#4609027 - Sunday 24 June 2012 22:07

so this "chat" was about getting more exercise right?

By itssosparkly | 21

#4604574 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:41

It would have been better if they'd walked in and seen you breathing heavily in bed while looking at Smurfs.

43trauts | 14

#4604666 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:50

Considering that the mini-game takes place in Papa Smurfs house, it wouldnt be more fun. It would actually be kinda creepy.

TrueTriage | 16

#4604698 - Saturday 23 June 2012 18:01

*panting* go papa smurf go!!!
(30 seconds later)
YES I DID IT!!

IQWasJustLowered | 0

#4605039 - Saturday 23 June 2012 19:41

or he was under the blankets playing.

PussyPredator | 6

#4605808 - Saturday 23 June 2012 23:43

13, why would you deface Deadmau5' head like that?

MrBrightside21 | 20

#4608604 - Sunday 24 June 2012 19:53

18 - I laughed so hard to the idea of congratulating yourself after pleasuring yourself.

YES I DID IT!!!

AKGirlinSD | 20

#4616422 - Tuesday 26 June 2012 10:58

18, Yay, some one agrees with me that the smurfs are some asexual sexy bitches *enters sarcasm*. Made my day laughing so hard!

By JaykeXD | 9

#4604583 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:43

What smurfette is hot... XD

simonsaysYDI | 8

#4604599 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:44

No, no, it's all about papa smurf.

starwind3438 | 9

#4604993 - Saturday 23 June 2012 19:25

Of Papa Smurf doing Smurfette. Yea, I know, I killed it. I'm ready for the inevitable.

BabySparkle1 | 15

#4605044 - Saturday 23 June 2012 19:41

Only if it's Katy Perry :)

JoeRogansBEARD | 15

#4605227 - Saturday 23 June 2012 20:19

40 or Lexi belle;)

Forlorn420 | 9

#4606128 - Sunday 24 June 2012 2:08

What the smurf? I'm going to smurfing smurf this thread. Smurf it I'm going home

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#4606338 - Sunday 24 June 2012 3:42

Only if what's Katy Perry? How does she fall into place here?

gehoy | 0

#4606634 - Sunday 24 June 2012 5:16

She voiced Smurfette in the latest movie.

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#4606752 - Sunday 24 June 2012 5:42

Oh disregard my last comment. I would never watch that movie, that's why I didn't know.

By aylard | 0

#4604584 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:43

If THAT'S what you're into xD

MacintoshXD | 0

#4608866 - Sunday 24 June 2012 20:59

I love you :'(

aylard | 0

#4611521 - Monday 25 June 2012 9:37

What xD

By dankpotatoes | 2

#4604592 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:43

Those smurfs just get me going(,

william8691 | 10

#4605020 - Saturday 23 June 2012 19:34

Skater chick from florida you're awesome. Nice pic.

dankpotatoes | 2

#4606125 - Sunday 24 June 2012 2:05

Wow thanks!(:

By jenloveslaughs | 6

#4604594 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:44

When I read the 1st line I thought it was gunna go to you hearing them having sex...

xxmexx21 | 0

#4610815 - Monday 25 June 2012 5:53

that happens to me :(

By iamsolid | 11

#4604610 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:44

......Shaking an iPod should not make you breathe heavily...

onlychildFTW | 33

#4607503 - Sunday 24 June 2012 11:05

This sounds about right. But maybe while making the motion he got a little to happy.

By Skittles_Rawr | 8

#4604622 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:45

You need to work out more :/

By Ajwc101 | 24

#4604628 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:46

If you sure you weren't having a little fun under the covers? Jokes aside your life sucks a lot.

pinecone1414 | 6

#4604800 - Saturday 23 June 2012 18:29

Judging by your tongue, you were having some fun with a smurf ;)

aileen15 | 15

#4604856 - Saturday 23 June 2012 18:49

lmfaoooo thts a good one @pinecone1414

By birdcagereligion | 10

#4604656 - Saturday 23 June 2012 17:49

Play the game in front of them and show them what was going on!

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