Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 23177 I agree, your life sucks 23177 You deserved it 1923 You deserved it 1923 1 1 8 33 By donguigeek / Thursday 24 December 2015 04:32 / France
Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML I agree, your life sucks 29717 I agree, your life sucks 29717 You deserved it 2975 You deserved it 2975 108 0 2 12 34 By 1010110100101101 / Friday 19 June 2015 16:07 / United States - Fond Du Lac
Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML I agree, your life sucks 93649 I agree, your life sucks 93649 You deserved it 5808 You deserved it 5808 237
Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me... I agree, your life sucks 2665 I agree, your life sucks 2665 You deserved it 208 You deserved it 208 14
Today, my mentally disabled brother chose to come out to our entire southern family while he was giving a eulogy at our grandfather's funeral. FML I agree, your life sucks 809 I agree, your life sucks 809 You deserved it 82 You deserved it 82 15
Today my daughter told me her tummy hurt but I assumed she was lying because she hates visiting her grandma. About 20 minutes into the car ride she gets... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 6 You deserved it 6 1
Bosnia and Herzegovina Today, I had to go to the hospital because I broke my leg in a sex accident. The doctor is my boyfriend's mom. I had to explain everything to her. FML
Australia Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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