Sounds like another retarded Twilight fan. Find someone who doesn't dwell on the fantasy world.

And Twilight screws over another poor guy. Ok-- I am a Twilight fan, they are wretchedly cheesy teen romance novels, but still I am a fan. On that note; Twilighters, those stupid, obsessive, moronic little fangirls who want every guy to be like Edward should be shot in the face. Sorry dude, that really blows.

I think the people who liked the book should realise that liking a crap book is not something to be proud of. You can keep repeating over and over that you're not a crazy-Twi-fan or whatever; doesn't mean your taste in books is any better. I have read the books (I also like to finish something I start unfortunately) and I enjoy some other crap books. But even the crap books I enjoy walk all over Twilight in terms of literary prowess and character development. My advice: go find something worthwhile to read. There are plenty of other books on the shelf. Once you've read them, you won't feel like you've wasted your time in some poorly-structured fantasy world. Come on, what kind of weak name is 'Renesmee'? I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life than when Stephanie Meyer pulled that one out of her teen-hormone-consumed brain. And to be honest, the only redeeming moment for me (in the last book) was the near-battle between the vampire clans. But she couldn't even follow through with it; she had to try to be smart and end it with barely-peaceful negotiation. Like this isn't the most rehashed and unoriginal ending to a fictional story ever. She just didn't have the literary talent to follow through with an actual action scene (or she just couldn't be bothered?). Most disappointing ending ever?

Good work # 157 you guys should try to find a publisher. If Meyer did you sure could! Seriously.

haha, that was probably ehr nice way of saying she didnt like u. if not, thenshes psycho. i am a fan girl, but not a freak. the books were great. and 4 the guys that say edward was unrealistic and girls shouldnt like him, helloooo? have u looked in the mags lately, there r pics of of shiny pretty big boobed models everywhere, so dont tell me my fictional boyfriend is unrealistic XP ;P

#158: Hahaha that is of course not the "textbook" definition of a comma splice. It is, however, splitting up a sentence incorrectly when a comma is used at every pause. And the word littlest is, in fact, a word. It's a synonym for smallest, true, but it is also a word unto itself. The point of my whole rant was that everyone, (Twilight lovers, haters, creepers, and all those in between), has been using atrocious grammar. You blamed it all on the Twilight fans. I found some of those comments to be the most coherent, actually.

LOL at #47. Nice!

turns to her and say... my middle name is "Lestat"... Lestat and Louis is way cooler than Edward

#159: Hahaha I think Twilight fans who have read better books do realize that it's crap. Many of us have said so. It was easy to read, and we enjoyed the storyline. That being said, Bella is a damn moron and an annoyance, and, yes, Renesmee was the most annoying name I've ever heard of. I think, however, that this is because the character is a twit. #161: Your fictional boyfriend?! It's phrases like that which make people dislike people who are obsessed with the books. You can admire his actions, sure, but calling him your fictional boyfriend is a bit much.

OK fair enough # 165, just wanted to point it out :P I'll stop ranting now, it's just so fun to have such an easy target

She could have been talking about another vampire. There are a lot of vampire stories out there, and many girls have developed a crush on Lestat or other vampires. Twilight is a mediocre piece of literature at best, but it OBVIOUSLY appeals to its designated audience, so it accomplished its goal. People need to stop hating on it so much and let the teenage girls have their fun. It's making crack a book who wouldn't read anything otherwise. And the argument "Stephenie Meyer breaks every vampire rule!" has no ground. A lot of people ASSUME Dracula is the first vampire novel, when it most certainly is not. The penny dreadfuls, Varney the Vampire, were published in Victorian Era England, Camilla was published before Dracula, as well as many others. Dracula didn't come around until 1897 (if I remember correctly). There are a ton of differences between all of these novels. Yes, Stephenie Meyer's was the most different, but at least she had some originality in that respect. It was believed that vampires were suicide victims, how many stories do you know who kept up with that? Yes, a few stories said that the vampire had to be invited into the home, but not all. Before you start accusing Stephenie Meyer of not following the vampire code, perhaps you should educate yourself more than just watching the Dracula movie.

Throw very fine glitter in her eyes. Then everyone can sparkle in the sunlight for her and she can think EVERYBODY is a freaking vampire.