By owies :( - 01/04/2011 02:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
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BigEV 0

With wheels?? You've got to be kidding.

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skyiscool 0

did no one ever read you that book about the cop who stands on a swiveled chair? then he gets a dog to teach him safety lessons? I think it's called "never stand on a swiveled chair" (swiveled means spins or has wheels)

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BigEV 0

With wheels?? You've got to be kidding.

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Hmmm_ok 0

are.... you... retarded...?

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brycereid 0

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Uncool_LikeYou 0

idk how many?

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goodfella925 0

hahahaha win^^^^^^XD

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Heather_x0x0 6

hahaha!!! exactly what I was thinking...

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nhlnba2 6

Maybe he was trying to get some wheels of his own and standing on something with them gave him some motivation to ask out a girl.

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moi101 0

I do it all the time, I'm jus good at it

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impregnator 0

so none of u monkeys have ever stood on a chair with wheels? lying ass ppl

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bryanorange 3

im retarded and have screwn and taken out plenty of lightbulbs before on a chair with wheels and yet to fall down and by the way im 12 jajajaja

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LTHoratioCaine 4

its not a bad idea, works fine unless youre an idiot with the balance of a chubby guy standing on a round pole. you deserve it for being uncoordinated and for not being able to break your fall... somehow resulting in your elaborate injuries which are probably lies.

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48Connor 10

I dont understand why your so retarded? I do that atleast once a month, and then theres the ocasonal "use the ceiling to make you go fast" times. Beaat

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MissBunny25 0

I stand on chairs with wheels all the time. I make people push me, and spin me around in them. threatening to slap them with raw meat if they refuse my commands.

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bootzilla_fml 0

your real smart

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Ronan_k 0

I'm guessing OP has never seen cartoons.

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ImanAzol 4

One and a bottle of lube. But it takes three doctors to get it back out.

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ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0

lOl you sir fail :)

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banana_buddy 6

No #2 what fails is this discussion of lol.

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ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0

it mean laugh OUT loud :)

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Nashie 0

You're all f*cking wrong. It means Lots of love. Ahhh

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flickyourbic1223 7

no 166, lots OF love. :p

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sterlingarcher 1

hahaha it means laugh OUT loud not lots OF love..

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skorpien 1

They're referring to the story of the lady who thought it meant "lots of love" and responded to a status about the death of a family member on her Facebook by ending it with "lol"… I think…

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MissBunny25 0

you guys are all idiots. it clearly means lick ON lildicks. duhhhhh. (yes, lildicks is all one word) I deemed it so, anyway.

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ilOlAtYourfMlnUk 0

that's what's up :D

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sofiainthesun 5

You need a ladder and another idiot to spin it.

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she9909 0

omg I thought I was the only stupid one that was stupid enough to stand on a chair with wheals haha this makes my day!

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kaylanicole1255 1

I thought the same thing! Oh and dont stand on folding chairs either! I learned that the hard way tok! :D

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SeaChicken 0

I hope you used alot of photoshop on your picture

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flickyourbic1223 7

Charlie :) lol

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FMLsOhilarious 6

You're also the only stupid idiot that can't spell "wheels" correctly. Epic fail for you.

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CodingSquirrel 3

@101 [Woody Allen voice] Wheels, fields of wheels.

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iheartdance 6

I definately do that too! it's the closest chair usually so it makes sense haha never fell that badly though.

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iheartdance 6

I definately do that too! it's the closest chair usually so it makes sense haha never fell that badly though.

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iheartdance 6

I definately do that too! it's the closest chair usually so it makes sense haha never fell that badly though.

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iheartdance 6

I definately do that too! it's the closest chair usually so it makes sense haha never fell that badly though.

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ptxace 0

Come on now. Where's your common sense?

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Javgirl 4

Where are his/her balancing skills? Pshhh get out

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arielzbkny 0

Apparently in his/her ass

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Autoshot 9

Way to go, champ.

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Nashie 0

Hey man. What did you search up on Google Images for that pic? Oh and what page number?

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nswan 5

hahahah no that's actually me. sorry, want me to send you more so you believe it? ;)

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MissBunny25 0

no, dear sir, I'm sure she doesn't. thus, the sarcastic comment. however , I must advise you to put a shirt on, unless you want the FML nerds to attack you for doing such things as physical activities. those things are unheard of here -.-

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nswan 5

haha you're right.. we wouldn't want that

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denvan 0

You should've just gone down a hill with it and recorded it

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howslife123 0

hah. they should make anmovie about that.

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xleanne_aLly 23

HILLY? :o and psht you're gorgeous and look exactly like my cousin who also lives in Canada.

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