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By owies :( - 1/4/2011 02:23 - United States
Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML
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  LTHoratioCaine  |  4

its not a bad idea, works fine unless youre an idiot with the balance of a chubby guy standing on a round pole. you deserve it for being uncoordinated and for not being able to break your fall... somehow resulting in your elaborate injuries which are probably lies.

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  48Connor  |  10

I dont understand why your so retarded? I do that atleast once a month, and then theres the ocasonal "use the ceiling to make you go fast" times. Beaat

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  MissBunny25  |  0

I stand on chairs with wheels all the time. I make people push me, and spin me around in them. threatening to slap them with raw meat if they refuse my commands.

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  skorpien  |  1

They're referring to the story of the lady who thought it meant "lots of love" and responded to a status about the death of a family member on her Facebook by ending it with "lol"… I think…

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  MissBunny25  |  0

no, dear sir, I'm sure she doesn't. thus, the sarcastic comment. however , I must advise you to put a shirt on, unless you want the FML nerds to attack you for doing such things as physical activities. those things are unheard of here -.-

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