Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 20:02

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Today, I had the girl of my dreams in my bed. She was laughing and smiling, kissing and talking. It was great. Then suddenly she said, "I want to go home; is that rude?" Then she left. I called, but now I'm blocked. FML
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tounces7 27

She's probably just really good at faking her personality, and was looking for an excuse out the entire time, but couldn't think of one. People don't make that sort of decision in a split-second.

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ahabsfan 14
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Personal hygiene.

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Justkidding100 38
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this was also my immediate thought lmao

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GSQ13 3

maybe she is unrequitedly in love with another guy and wants to drown her feelings

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diraven 15

Should have paid more than $5

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RichardPencil 30
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She wanted the D. Save the talking and laughing until after you smash.

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tounces7 27

She's probably just really good at faking her personality, and was looking for an excuse out the entire time, but couldn't think of one. People don't make that sort of decision in a split-second.

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brenniman 10

Think hard. Did you go and say something stupid?

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Jonkbaby 22
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Maybe she wasn't ready? idk

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