Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 20:02

Spicy
Today, I had the girl of my dreams in my bed. She was laughing and smiling, kissing and talking. It was great. Then suddenly she said, "I want to go home; is that rude?" Then she left. I called, but now I'm blocked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 626
You deserved it 308

Same thing different taste

Top comments

tounces7 27

She's probably just really good at faking her personality, and was looking for an excuse out the entire time, but couldn't think of one. People don't make that sort of decision in a split-second.

Comments

GSQ13 3

maybe she is unrequitedly in love with another guy and wants to drown her feelings

diraven 15

Should have paid more than $5

She wanted the D. Save the talking and laughing until after you smash.

tounces7 27

She's probably just really good at faking her personality, and was looking for an excuse out the entire time, but couldn't think of one. People don't make that sort of decision in a split-second.

brenniman 10

Think hard. Did you go and say something stupid?