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By Bitch its me - 17/01/2009 11:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 14:15

Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML

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Happens to the best of us

By Anonymous - 13/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Akron

Today, I got ready for work half-asleep, grabbed my coffee, and walked out the door. It wasn’t until I was in the elevator that I realized I was also holding the TV remote instead of my phone. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

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By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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dlmmls0210 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:59

Um... are you ******* kidding me...?

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:13

Big time fail

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:13

Big time fail

nis_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:09

wiiareonfire 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:35

wow. you don't have to be a prick to prove that you're right.

sheagstaz 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 22:34

it's in Korea idiot

caits13 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:38

They have snow in Korea?

dlmmls0210 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 21:59

Um... are you ******* kidding me...?

Sir_Random_Guy 17

Thursday 25 September 2014 23:40

Maybe he thought Korea didn't have the climate to snow...?

wtflolpwnd 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:14

Duck rhymes with ****

xbarneystinsonx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:41

that really blows, lol

twinb2007 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:38

lol ... my sis did that a few days ago... we laughed our butts off when she got home. XD

brianfantana32 10

Thursday 23 February 2012 10:16

Cool story bro

ami1043 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 12:34

wow caits13 is pretty stupid anyway that sucks i've been locked out in the cold before too

Zpain777 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 7:12

lose yourself is da best song eva

LilAngel606 5

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:20

one word FAIL

kenyrabit 25

Saturday 21 February 2015 14:39

That's three words stupid.

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Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:08

F-A-K-E

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Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

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Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Don't hate me please!

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Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML

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Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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Today, my son has to go live with my brother, because he got his half-sister pregnant. FML

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