That's a bit of a loaded question... Anyway you answer it could end badly. I say you'd better do what the others said and run. Run! Run home Charlie! And don't stop until you get there, unless it is at the gun store! May want to lock the doors behind you, too!
Welcome to troll city, dude... There are legitimate and funny people, then there are those who purposely down rate things like they had something better to say, even though they have said nothing.
It's terrible how men these days try to avoid commitment!
If you didn't want to marry her and be the father of her 5 children, why did you ask for her number in the first place?!
18. No. Shutup. Men aren't scared of commitment. Girls will find a man who is everything she's ever looked for in a guy, and say he's like everyone else. When they know this guy is different. They know this guy can give them anything they've ever dreamed of. But they're scared to commit. When a guy truly wants something, he's gonna go get it. Men aren't scared of commitment. We'll do anything for the right person.
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Love them from afar and when it's not happening to you, otherwise as someone above said, back away slowly to a safe distance and then run, run fast, don't look back.