By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning
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So when is she moving in? Why are you avoiding it, you have the time to post an FML why not spend some quality time, I mean give up your independence
18. No. Shutup. Men aren't scared of commitment. Girls will find a man who is everything she's ever looked for in a guy, and say he's like everyone else. When they know this guy is different. They know this guy can give them anything they've ever dreamed of. But they're scared to commit. When a guy truly wants something, he's gonna go get it. Men aren't scared of commitment. We'll do anything for the right person.
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Don't make any sudden movements and back away slowly. You don't want to startle her, you never know what that would cause her to do.