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That's a bit of a loaded question... Anyway you answer it could end badly. I say you'd better do what the others said and run. Run! Run home Charlie! And don't stop until you get there, unless it is at the gun store! May want to lock the doors behind you, too!

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Welcome to troll city, dude... There are legitimate and funny people, then there are those who purposely down rate things like they had something better to say, even though they have said nothing.

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It's terrible how men these days try to avoid commitment! If you didn't want to marry her and be the father of her 5 children, why did you ask for her number in the first place?!

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the amount of stupidity from you people that are ranting. they're joking, it's sarcasm, get a clue god damn. apparently some people's brains don't work as fast as others OP I'd advise you to break things off before she signs a contract for your soul

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#20.... That sarcasm was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Stop using an ACME sarcasm detector, buy a good brand. At the ranters. Thanks for the laughs.

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ACME Sarcasm detector, the only sarcasm detector you will ever need. It detects sarcasm, it detects irony, it detects puns, it even detects those terrible "that's a shitty situation" comments and automatically thumbs them down. It's the ACME Sarcasm Detector, buy one today. Guaranteed to give false positive readings, inaccurate readings and completely fail 90% of the time. ACME is not liable for misuse or comments made based on the ACME Sarcasm Detector measurements. Please use responsibly. (I realize this has nothing to do with the FML, but I couldn't resist)

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But wait, don't answer yet. If you order in the next 10 minutes we'll include a second ACME sarcasm detector. All for just 3 easy payments of $19.99. AND, the first 100 callers will get an additional special gift, the ACME BullShit detector! You must act now, this deal won't last long!

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Love them from afar and when it's not happening to you, otherwise as someone above said, back away slowly to a safe distance and then run, run fast, don't look back.

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