Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Top comments
FrostHeart 36
This needs a follow up. I wonder how he is going to be punished
Hpixiee 23
This is disturbing, especially the fact he went on with this messed up prank for so long
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Comments (104)
simsgirlgem 25
if he's living with you i throw him out show him what he did was stupid
LennyComa 39
That doesn't sound like a prank. It sounds like practice. FYL
katties 27
I agree. That HE calls it a "prank" doesn't mean it actually is one. I hope the police doesn't call it that - harassment and terrorization aren't fun
fantasyworld 39
He should go to jail. That's sick.
Merridew 8
I can't imagine how a human can treat his own mother this way.
feven 32
I mean I have to give your son some credit. Keeping up with one prank for an entire year takes a lot of commitment, but I can't say that it isn't creepy.
worldclassrager 41
How did you not know it was him is my question...I mean I hear identical twin stories and the mother never has trouble
GentlemanBastard 15
A legendary practical joke. A highly disturbing one, though.
91hayek 31
The best are truth be told.
HazelGrace 10
He harassed you?
Futacy 30
Your son thought it would be funny to terrorize and harass his own mother? This needs a follow up so you can tell us if he found his impending ass-whooping funny as well.
Thatguy334 7
Clearly a parenting win