By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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sassysoprano 0

Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.

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sassysoprano 0

Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.

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mshooter 0

This is stupid. Why would he tell you you have no life? Your stalker will probably get hit by a bus soon because of his stupidity.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

I find it lol worthy that you describe the guy that has been stalking you for the past 3 years as " an annoying guy"....

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hairdreser0nfire 0

Watch out, stalkers tend to show up at mostly empty movie theaters as well.

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Nutz321 0

37- ah so you've been here since the beginning too?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad. I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.

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Judus_beej 0

i hear ya! btw nerdsgetmehot you YouTube vids are cool. I've been watching them for 3 years now... j/k lol

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HeXr 22

I think that's the point of the FML. OP has less of a life than her nutjob stalker

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choejunshik 0

He's trying to make himself feel better by saying that, but he has no life since he stalks you.

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Mclovin_95 0

hes the one with NO life ..lol

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desigirl2010 0

^ agreed. and change your number. if that doesn't work tell him to meet up with you. then kick him in the nuts. and then pepper spray him.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Restraining order?

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chelle_starlight 0

you know it's bad when your stalker has a valid point...

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

I must be reading Chinese when I look at this.

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iR0ckSkinnys 3

wow he is a hipocrit,he has no life for staking you,what a freak,I would take pics or make a video everytime u seem him stalking u,but not where he can see it,and call the cops and show it to them.

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eshhayz 0

I think she meant hippogriffs .. how else is Sirius black gonna get away

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TurboTalon 0

Make videos of him?? You're pretty much telling her to stalk him while he stalks her and then tell the police.. wow.

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AllyyK 9

Damn #9 LEARN HOW TO SPELL. Seriously, it was actually very hard to read your comment! It's spelled * Hypocrite and * Stalking. Oh and, chill on the commas dude! You really didn't need that many commas in that post. Did you even try at all? Or are you just that stupid? And also, taking videos and pictures of her stalker stalking her? Ummm.. ok I'm just not even going to go there. Try using spell check next time so you don't attract all the 'grammar nazi's' Or just simply TRY. Your spelling and grammar made my head hurt, and i'm not even a grammar nazi. But horrible spelling, like yours just drives me crazy. Since you're 16 and HOPEFULLY still in high school you should probably pay more attention in English :)

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ImOutsideYourWin 0

the irony is delicious... I think it is strange how people are saying "that's stupid because he is the one with no life" because that is the point of OPs post. IRONY!

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