Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
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Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
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Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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FrostHeart 36
This needs a follow up. I wonder how he is going to be punished
Hpixiee 23
This is disturbing, especially the fact he went on with this messed up prank for so long
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Comments (104)
jojocircus19 16
Your son is an ass
bubbleladymilly 7
I want an update.
becca9985 34
As scary as that sounds, you have to admit, that was some serious dedication on his part. Hopefully he puts that same effort into something worthwhile, like a job, or school.
Tyrax 16
You mean your former son, right? Because surely you disowned him after that. Maybe a day or two to creep you out coukd be a prank. A year is sick.
Bigdawg42 8
That is a dedicated prankster. Did you punish him?
Conner Dalbeck 15
play a prank on him by taking his electronics away from him!
sharond23 10
yikes. your son obviously needs some help.