Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, my stalker from 16 years ago has apparently come back. Hello, police protection. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Top comments
FrostHeart 36
This needs a follow up. I wonder how he is going to be punished
Hpixiee 23
This is disturbing, especially the fact he went on with this messed up prank for so long
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Comments (104)
RedPillSucks 33
Your prank, in return, is to press charges and not bail him out of jail.
can_you_not_ 10
Cut him off and he'll see how fun pranks are!
nachosbabygurl 9
I agree your son has a lot of time on his hands I think it's time to start looking for a job as well as a therapist.
chosha_fml 27
And a new place to live.
MegroKitty 8
Learn to be a good parent. If you were a good mom, for one he would be too scared to do that and second, he would actually like you enough to not terrorize you.
dragonkisses28 25
If I could down vote this comment more than once, I would. What a stupid thing to say #48. If the boy has underlying issues, no amount of good parenting can fix psychopathy. It doesn't mean that he doesn't fear or respect his parents. A normal person would see the harm they are causing and would stop the "prank."
RedPillSucks 33
There are lots of good parents who have bad/questionable relationships with their children. It's not always the parents fault that kids do stupid or bad things. Sometimes kids are just stupid or bad and no amount of good parenting will change that.
QueenofWheels 13
Way to blame thr vic
DanielleinDC 34
Your son has issues. I'm not sure if he needs jail, intense psychotherapy, or both. Stalking is NOT a prank, and someone needs to drill that into his tiny brain.
Di11y 11
How about he can pay for the rest of his college as his punishment?
TheSofaKing 7
Send him to jail and let Bubba stalk him in the prison shower
godfathermock 19
he needs counseling if he thinks that is funny.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your son needs a serious evaluation.
Witchylady 18
Your son needs therapy. Now!!!! What a loon. Harassing his own mother like that. Make sure you lock your house at night. You never know what he might do next. I hope you are ok.