oww
United States
Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AllThatJazz
United States
Do as I say…
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
stagedivefail
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
RAWK N ROLL!!!
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
epicfail
United States
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
MarsMayFall
United States
Rock n roll star
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
NotKeithRichards
United States
Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
misty_love
United States
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
SebastianCT
Tampa, United States
Today, I learned that it's possible to get hit by a bird while bungee jumping. FML
seussical65
United States
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Anonymous
Wantirna, Australia
You tried, yay!
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
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astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for being a Jonas Brother.
anela_fml 0
didn't watch Jack black do that in school of rock eh
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makii_fml 0
hahahahahaha fyl
bettadenne1 0
u sir are retarded
SanadB 0
u guys r fast. I tried for first, but got owned. I didn't read the fml soooo.......ydi?
UrNotFunny 0
You sir, just pwned yourself.
Randomassdude 0
imaginary crowd surfing is a health hazard be careful o,o
rideacowgirl11 0
haha fail!!
Blue_Coconuts 7
When I had a band I always got caught. Our bass player jumped into a group of girls and almost got dropped (they scattered leaving two guys to catch him).. Probably what OP did. Don't jump into the group of girls... Concert playing 101.
knockasauras 0
Sooo I'm picturing a faceplant into hard Earth.. am I correct? OP, you fail at life.
theian01 3
Haven't you ever seen School of Rock?
fisheatsbear 6
hmmm practicing crowd surfing before the show is usually counter productive.
ilovechuux13 0
I'm guessing op had alot of people there in order to get the idea of crowd surfing, but I guess he/she just wasn't very good so they let them fall ;)
FYLDeep 26
That's not what they meant when they told you to break a leg before the show.
Alpha35 4
this is just plain common sense.............. society today lacks it
InCaged_Insanity 0
Is your name Jack Black??
st0n333d 0
ahhahahahahahaha quid pro quo doush baggggggg!!!
RabenSchwartz 3
^this
sexxxtacy 0
oh shit. i was just about to jump off a stage that no one was going to catch me at but then i read this and realized it could be a bad idea. thank you op. you may have just saved my life
iowa3jumpman23 0
epic fail
xtwizt3dxlif3x 0
I always move when it's a guy haha but I was at a concert a few days ago and saw some girl about to jump. nobody went to catch her so I had to quickly reach up and I caught her. it was kinds scary cuz I was holding a drumstick I caught from the first band. coulda stabbed someone!
taussie 0
there was probably no one there .
Kamens 0
YDI for trying to film a child pornography.
loodles 0
rockstar FAIL!!!
jt0070 0
ya I bet the op is leaving the part out that they had took a quick sniff of some nut meg and jumped of a stage in an empty room.
Floormatt 0
114 No 116 that wasbt nutmeg OP i thought everyone knew that when ppl are booing that they dont like u and therefore wont catch you
jt0070 0
nutmeg is actually a natural hallucinogenic... many people don't know that
Mitchie2126 0
ya that's a good rule to have.
qzamml 0
you learned that TODAY? you'd think by the age of 2 years, you would know not to...jump off of a stage when no one is going tocatch you..
HarrietPotter 1
Ouch.
akmufasa 1
ouch is right.... someone got korasi prod speced >.>
anela_fml 0
didn't watch Jack black do that in school of rock eh
Michael_92 20
Ummm DUH you don't do that...seriously did you think the angels were gonna save you??
gymtanlaundry 0
fourth ?
Joey7361 0
fail
iamchuck 0
Ratings say not too many did.
LTMcleod 0
how is this a fml? it's just stupidity.
Lov3r 0
I was gonna say the Same thing #10 ... Fail... :P
goatfeathers 1
The wording is just bad. He couldn't know that no one would catch him, people moved out of the way.
kazumaslayer666 3
Wait did you jump with no crowd or did the crowd move out of the way and let you fall?
Felendris 0
I think both. he jumped onto the crowd-less ground and the ground seperated, enabling him to fall into hell. o.O
mrmystery96 0
so he is now my minion?
ohmycece 0
why'd you jump if you knew? that's not very bright of you.
lovespacy 0
duh
astro_plastic 0
That's what you get for being a Jonas Brother.
goatfeathers 1
^ This.
jayjaysmokerson 0
lmfao!
DGross 8
very nice Astro :-P
Silentstrike 11
hehehe nice astro
cartius 0
wow this op is a smart person. falling hurts. who knew????!!!!
repyourcliche 0
Pink had the same question...
jetpackzach 5
Jonas brothers like men......and skinny jeans......which make them like men......because there tight.....yeeeeaaaahhhhh
sum1savemeh 0
your a cuteyy^^
containsnosoy 0
Cute, but not too bright. o_0
astro_plastic 0
Not that I'm assuming anyone is saying I'm cute, but if that "not too bright" thing was towards me...someone shall die tonight. Through my sheer brainpower. Like Darth chokes the infidel with The Force, you too will suffer for this outrage. :)
containsnosoy 0
Nah, it wasn't towards you, but if you want we can pretend. (I was assuming #96 was referring to #95 and I was referring to that.)
Broxe 0
Haha, now you know, well, at least your okay (hopefully).
goatfeathers 1
Ow. Just like in School of Rock, eh? YDI for being a fat awesome rock god.