Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Glad he's your ex. He's clearly an idiot.
Patriots21 14
And you'll be turning to a restraining order
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Comments (67)
iwanttogotoparis 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Pay no attention to this attention seeker
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Glad he's your ex. He's clearly an idiot.
dudeman1212 22
He's clearly just using the D.E.N.N.I.S. System from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Welshite 40
Harassment and stalking makes one less of a man than just about anything else. They are called predators for a reason.
JayGatsby 25
I agree. I don't get why he went to such extensive measures, like stalking and harassing her, rather than just talking to her. Even if he already tried that, he could just break up with her.
Patriots21 14
And you'll be turning to a restraining order
CoolCookie210 22
Yeah. What the ****, man?
americanafrican 32
I hope he felt like a man cuz he didn't act like one
Noah197099 17
What kind of experiment is that?
Mystery_Unsolved 16
A failed one.
annarcheer 19
its sad to say those types of things happen a lot there's some crazy people in this world. sorry op
T_Young96 13
He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake... ?
Garrett2818 21
**** the down votes 8 I liked your joke.
fakedsincerity 32
Brrr. Stay safe and keep away from people like that.
speakfreely 21
Time for s new boyfriend like who does this
royal_ranger 12
Him, clearly.
shutupshane12 12
Clearly he's an ex already