No , just nuke yourself .

Kick him out? Tell him he's an adult and needs to start acting like one...?

Just spat water on my phone from laughing

And take his phone away!

and also the toilet paper...

#38 that's the worst punishment! How will he wipe his shit!

With a sock.

Real men use their hands.

That fucking disgusting #44

Real men use someone else's hand.

op is so upset that her grown son did this, his real punishment should be growing the hell up and getting kicked out!! Cut the cord mom, your obviously not doing him any favors

Go away.

Not all guys, some are very sensible..

And girls never stop generalizing. See how 2 can play at that game?

Clearly this FML post sums up the entire male gender in one fell swoop

The only guy that doesn't grow up is Peter Pan.

How is getting something so soft thrown at you a punishment?

Used toilet paper!

17 thats better.

Of course! What else could I have meant :)

what a waste ;_;

It's Australia... Halloween is not really celebrated

Ah, I didn't know :) I'm from Sweden and we still celebrate Halloween!

A lot of adults live with their parents. Especially the ones that are college age

It's not that easy to live alone, ya know. If someone is in college and doesn't dorm, staying at home is the best option. It's hard to find work especially these days. I think when you get your first place alone, it shouldn't depend on age, it should be based on how ready you are to be an adult, which even that shouldn't be based on a number.

But dad it's shark week

Now he won't be able to watch the my little pony marathon...darn

nobody likes you when you're twenty three

23 was one of the best years of my life so duck you c: