By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 929
You deserved it 4 119

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If he is acting like a child, treat him like a child. Ground him.

And girls never stop generalizing. See how 2 can play at that game?

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That's real "shitty" for your son

No , just nuke yourself .

Kick him out? Tell him he's an adult and needs to start acting like one...?

Just spat water on my phone from laughing

If he is acting like a child, treat him like a child. Ground him.

And take his phone away!

and also the toilet paper...

#38 that's the worst punishment! How will he wipe his shit!

Real men use their hands.

That fucking disgusting #44

Real men use someone else's hand.

op is so upset that her grown son did this, his real punishment should be growing the hell up and getting kicked out!! Cut the cord mom, your obviously not doing him any favors

Guys never grow up

Not all guys, some are very sensible..

And girls never stop generalizing. See how 2 can play at that game?

Clearly this FML post sums up the entire male gender in one fell swoop

The only guy that doesn't grow up is Peter Pan.

Throw toilet paper at him as punishment. Then he's sure to never do it again!

How is getting something so soft thrown at you a punishment?

Used toilet paper!

17 thats better.

Of course! What else could I have meant :)

Halloween's coming up! He probably had to practice... Right. That must be it. *Trying to explain irrational behaviour*

It's Australia... Halloween is not really celebrated

Ah, I didn't know :) I'm from Sweden and we still celebrate Halloween!

And he's still living at home??

A lot of adults live with their parents. Especially the ones that are college age

It's not that easy to live alone, ya know. If someone is in college and doesn't dorm, staying at home is the best option. It's hard to find work especially these days. I think when you get your first place alone, it shouldn't depend on age, it should be based on how ready you are to be an adult, which even that shouldn't be based on a number.

Looks like someone just lost their TV privileges for a month.

But dad it's shark week

Now he won't be able to watch the my little pony marathon...darn

But I don't wanna act like an adult!

living like Larry.

nobody likes you when you're twenty three

23 was one of the best years of my life so duck you c:

tell him to act his age and not his shoe size