Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
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fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
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Comments (109)
Prussia 10
Seriously, what were you expecting?
TeenieAmerica 9
OMG. Just because you're bi DOES NOT mean you want a freaking threesome, or that you're a **** etc. Not that I would mind a threesome. I'm just saying.
mustang_babe 0
if I was in your position I'd be pretty freaked out if he didn't ask for a threesome! have some fun, maybe he's trying to be nice and let you have what you want you did say your into chicks he's being a great boyfriend and putting aside all his feelings to make you happy :P
ItAllBurnZ 0
Putting aside his feelings by asking her to fufill a fantasy? Hmmm...
mustang_babe 0
why is everyone so serious? I was being playful...did no one notice the smiley?
mistyshaiah 3
yay being bi and threesomes! OP should be happy, not all guys are that open :/
Freeze_fml 17
It sounds more like self-satisfaction.
KiaBabyy 0
Whats wrong with a threesome I'm down if you want one ;) Rwar baby!
jbsington 8
how is this an fml?
glassgoblin 0
You should tell him yes... and ask if he wants to pick the other guy or if you should do it.
minty1807 9
and this is a fml how?! I'm sure it would please both you and him, you're a lucky one op
fred88_fml 0
at least he accepted it, couldve gone completely the opposite way. what were you expecting him to say?
cufaoil 11
some people like the idea of threesomes, some don't.... sexual orientation doesn't come into it... not everyone is comfortable with their orientation.... for example, actor Kenneth Williams from the Carry On films, if any of you have seen those.... from what I have heard from cast interviews they described how he never accepted it... OP may not be comfortable with being attracted to other women, in which case that makes her bf's question incredibly inconsiderate... Either way, we don't have enough information to know what was said, or in what context
5t3ff1k4h 47
Well, OP did say she "nervously admitted"...
cufaoil 11
OP may have been nervous because she suspected that her bf would react in precisely the manner in which he did, when that wasn't what she wanted
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's true. It could have been that, or she could have just felt uncomfortable with sharing her orientation. She may have just realized it, herself.
EvilDave 13
@133 Right, she was hoping he would say it was OK for her to cheat on him with other women.