Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
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fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
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Comments (109)
diegomanguelo 5
omg win!!!!!!!
Rayvn 0
whats wrong with him sayin that... its like u were expectin him to say that of course if u tell a guy ur bi then were gonna say want a threesome shit i would
Ghostkiller12345 9
o_O O_o l m f a o SO stupid?! hes romantic uh ? LOL YDI for bringing that in tha convo
aarontheawesome 0
YDI: If you already have a bf and you are admitting to him that you are bi, of course the first thought in a mans brain is going to be 'threesome' duh! That aside, again, you have a bf. You are admitting you are bi. This means you get fulfillment out of things your bf cannot provide. A threesome is the only answer that does NOT involve cheating or breaking up. Not to mention girls who will do that are definitely keepers.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#189 Once again, not ALL bisexual people would be comfortable with having a threesome or would even want to have one.
EvilDave 13
@193, yeah, they just want permission to cheat when they tell their SO they are bi.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#194 Huh? I fail to see your logic. I'm bisexual and have no intention of cheating on my boyfriend. I don't intend upon dating a woman at the same time that I'm dating my boyfriend. Dating two people at once would indeed be cheating in my opinion. Not all bisexual people want to date both a man and a woman at once.
5t3ff1k4h 47
EvilDave, please research the term 'bisexuality'. Regards.
EvilDave 13
What is the point of telling him she is bi unless she want's to share a lover with him? Does she expect him to be OK with her dating women while she is with him "forever"? That is cheating as much as if he dated and slept with other women. Here, let me clarify it for you: Even if he's with this woman forever, it simply means that he's with a woman he's in love with. It doesn't mean he's no longer attracted to women.
nerdsgetmehot 23
EvilDave, bisexual people don't always date two people at once. I'm bisexual, have a boyfriend, and have no intention of dating a woman at the same time that I'm dating him. That would indeed be cheating in my eyes, and I'm not a cheater.
ourworldislove 3
That's a pretty valid question considering the circumstances... Shouldn't be too bad for you either, considering you're Bi.
5t3ff1k4h 47
What's the point of telling him? To share every part of herself and her personality with him. It's what couples are supposed to do... Just because she's attracted to both, doesn't mean she's going to cheat on one with another. This has been discussed before in this very FML and I don't see the point in restating it... please read the rest of the comments on the page before you make a fool of yourself.
ninja_9881 0
Hey ohh well just hav one there hott
Alice_laughed 13
Well, of course that's gonna be the first thing that pops into his head. I mean, I'm a chick, and I would've thought the same thing. But seriously, OP, don't get too worked up about it, because at least he accepts it, and still wants you. Hell, you might even enjoy a threesome. ;) lol