Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
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fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
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Comments (109)
Inspired22 11
Wow. That is so irritating. Why the hell would she deserve her boyfriend to want a threesome just because she is bi? That is such a blind assumption. Cool, you're bi. I get to **** other chicks because you like chicks too! Not okay. He apparently wasn't listening to her AT ALL.
ringogrey 4
hot
rookanga 0
tell ur Bf the 3rd peson u want is a guy :D
disgruntledyouth 0
ydi for being bi, now go die
acceliaon 3
Same thing my boyfriend said.
KrazyKatz3 26
I understand that that must have been difficult to realise and to admit and you might have wanted a more sensitive response. But this really doesn't seem to be a big deal to your boyfriend which is a good thing. I'd say the threesome thing was a joke to lighten the mood or a general question. It does seem to be the first thing guys think about when you mention being bi. Explain that you don't want that and you can continue with your relationship unless you so want it in which case enjoy.
KrazyKatz3 26
I understand that that must have been difficult to realise and to admit and you might have wanted a more sensitive response. But this really doesn't seem to be a big deal to your boyfriend which is a good thing. I'd say the threesome thing was a joke to lighten the mood or a general question. It does seem to be the first thing guys think about when you mention being bi. Explain that you don't want that and you can continue with your relationship unless you so want it in which case enjoy.
Malachi's life 4
I'm sure he was cracking a joke to show he was ok with you.
Billsonhamsen 17
If you already have a boyfriend why are you admitting that to him? Why does that matter? It's like me telling my wife that I'm interested in other women. I've made a commitment to my wife. I get it that you may not have made a commitment to your boyfriend, but unless you're planning on getting married, having him be your boyfriend is a similar level of commitment. How is this even an fml?